Caption This Photo(shop): “Two Scoops, Mister Trump!”
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Caption This Photo: Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, and The Nuge
A triumphant lowbrow culture-on-the-skids moment in the Oval Office yesterday, as former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin joined rock stars Ted Nugent and Kid Rock for a field trip to see their hero President Donald Trump: No word yet on whether the White House was graced with a performance of Nugent’s hit song Jailbait or the […]
Caption This Photo: Gardner Stands With “The 99%”
From the Senate floor today, as debate continues over the nomination of Neil Gorsuch: We’d explain the context, but it’s more fun not to. Let it mean whatever you want it to mean.
Caption This Photo: Omigosh Cory Gardner!
Proof of life from a reader’s random run-in with Senator Cory Gardner earlier this month at DIA: Jump-scared.
Caption This Photo: Omigosh It’s Wayne Williams!
UPDATE: Let’s get the most obvious Photoshopping out of the way: “Imma let you finish, Cory.” —– Wayne Williams nailed it at tonight’s Lincoln DD, which fueled more requests for him to run for gov. #copolitics pic.twitter.com/y3RCajBym9 — Lynn Bartels (@lynn_bartels) March 5, 2017 An incredibly captionable moment of levity with Colorado’s always-in-demand Sen. Cory […]
Caption This Photo: Cory Gardner At The Grownup Table
A memorable photo courtesy FOX 31’s Joe St. George, here’s Colorado’s own Sen. Cory Gardner, third from the left of President Donald Trump (lower right of this picture) at today’s White House luncheon: We’re going to go out on a limb here and suggest that Gardner did not call Trump a “buffoon” this time.
Caption This Photo: Brandon Rittiman and a Box of Tampons
With a Colorado House committee debating House Bill 17-1127 today, a bipartisan bill which would exempt feminine hygiene products from state sales taxes, 9NEWS’ Brandon Rittiman is advertising his upcoming segment on the legislation tonight with the photo you see above. Make him regret it, gentle readers.
Caption This Photo: Brauchler on Bended Knee
From yesterday’s Americans for Prosperity “lobby day” at the Colorado State Capitol, here’s a photo of perennial GOP higher-office wannabe George Brauchler posing with the well-funded conservative activist group’s…placard, banner, totem, whatever: Like Xerxes in 300, the Koch Brothers require only that you kneel.
Caption This Photo: Cory Gardner Gets His Devil Horns
Via Meghan McCain, a pic of her dad clowning on Colorado’s Sen. Cory Gardner: My favorite photo of the entire day. pic.twitter.com/pY8egq2AEw — Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) January 20, 2017 Ours too, Ms. McCain. Ours too.
Caption This Photo: President-elect Donald and an Unhappy Mitt
Here’s the photo making the rounds as meme fodder today, from President-elect Donald Trump’s dinner with 2012 GOP presidential loser Mitt Romney at the Jean Georges restaurant in the Trump International Hotel: Embed from Getty Images You’ll recall that Gov. Romney was one of Trump’s most vicious critics during the Republican primary, calling Trump a “fraud” and […]
Caption This Photo, Morans!
Charles Ashby at the Grand Junction Sentinel Tweets a memorable photo from yesterday’s pro-Donald Trump rally in Grand Junction: Thankfully bad spelling and grammar isnt illegal. #copolitics pic.twitter.com/jbKeWMqr1u — Charles Ashby (@OldNewsman) October 14, 2016 “Where is the emails?” asks ‘Merica! Answer: they’ve been “destored.” It’s okay, though. As long as they can find the bubble […]
Caption This: Donald Trump Jr. Needs To Return Some Videotapes
A photo from this week’s campaign swing through Denver by Donald Trump, Junior: According to his Tweet, Trump Junior showed up at Platte River Networks looking for (you guessed it) Hillary Clinton’s emails! Upon discovering that emails aren’t thrown away in dumpsters or stored in any, you know, physically observable way, we assume he left–but […]
Caption This Photo: Ted Harvey “Straight Outta Options,” Sort Of
A reader sent us this fascinating photo of former Colorado Sen. Ted Harvey, now a principal at the controversial Stop Hillary PAC, appearing at last week’s Republican National Convention in Cleveland: So, we’re a little confused about the mixed messages Sen. Harvey is displaying–a T-shirt that says “Straight Outta Options,” in reference to the presumed undesirability of […]
Caption This Photo: Baio-Szabo!
Republican Jefferson County Commissioner Libby Szabo was largely ignored during her brief appearance on stage at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Monday — she was also misidentified as a Colorado legislator — but at least she got to hang out with Chichi Chachi (damn you, autocorrect!) Scott Baio is 5’10” tall, if you were wondering.
Caption This: Donald Trump, Meet Rep. Clarice Navarro
Here’s a photo proudly posted to the Twitter feed of Republican Rep. Clarice Navarro of Pueblo, taken at the Western Conservative Summit in Denver earlier this month: Rep. Navarro is considered an important bridgehead for the GOP in an area of the state with a large and swingy population. HD-47 stretches from Penrose and suburban Pueblo […]
Caption This Awkward Photo of Mike Coffman and a Puppy
Roll Call’s Bill Clark via Twitter a short while ago, from an event for the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) today on Capitol Hill: #puppies and @RepMikeCoffman today at the @ASPCA event at the Capitol today pic.twitter.com/OyqWhJFbD7 — Bill Clark (@billclarkphotos) July 6, 2016 Please help Rep. Mike Coffman express his enthusiasm, […]
Caption This Photo: The Face of Fear
MONDAY UPDATE: TBS’ Samantha Bee immortalizes Jon Keyser’s meltdown: .@Jon_Keyser doing the ‘I’m on the ballot’ dance. #SamanthaBee pic.twitter.com/5Ka8OaixpW — Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) May 16, 2016 —– UPDATE: You knew the remix would not be far behind. From a real high school student, so you know it’s cool: —– Here’s an animated .GIF […]
Caption This Photo: “Dirty Douggie” Lamborn!
Rep. Doug Lamborn of Colorado Springs, not generally known as a rugged manly-man politician, nonetheless got his “man card” renewed with a visit to the Magnum Shooting Center–perhaps a very good idea in advance of his unexpectedly stiff primary challenge from a charismatic young female opponent. Lamborn asks, do you feel lucky? Well do you, punk? Are we the […]
Caption This Photo: Happy Birthday, Mike Coffman!
Rep. Mike Coffman is another year older, and it’s party time in la oficina: As always, thank Providence for the swift and merciless Twitters:
Caption This Photo: Boosting Mike Coffman
Rep. Mike Coffman spoke last night at the Counterterrorism Education Learning Lab (CELL) in downtown Denver, a personal propaganda vehicle “training initiative” of wealthy Denver Republican funder Larry Mizel. In the course of which this unfortunate photo of Coffman escaped into the wild: This is why you 1. have podiums or 2. make sure all photos are […]
Caption This Photo: Let’s Hear It For The Boys!
Todd Engdahl at Chalkbeat Colorado reports on passage in the Colorado House today of House Bill 16-1002, reinstating Colorado’s parental leave statute for school activities after they lapsed in 2015 due to legislative inaction: The Colorado House gave final 35-30 approval Thursday to a contentious bill intended to give parents the legal right to time […]
Caption This Weird Ken Buck Fundraising Pic
Arch-conservative Rep. Ken Buck’s end of year fundraising campaign has an interesting theme: Hasn’t anybody told America’s Most Conservative Member of Congress® that conservatives don’t like trains? Straighten out these mixed metaphors for him, assuming that’s even possible…
Caption This Photo (Don’t Hurt Me Jeb! Edition)
Taken by the Washington Post at campaign rally in New Hampshire last week: It’s one of those moments when the camera’s ability to pluck a brief slice of reality out of the blur and make it…well, horrifying, reaches out and grabs you. Everything we’ve read about the scene suggests that Jeb! Bush had just hugged […]
Caption This Photo: “Dr. Chaps” Flings BS (Literally)
This weekend, GOP Rep. Gordon “Dr. Chaps” Klingenschmitt participated in the El Paso County Republican Party Cowpie Throwing Contest at the El Paso County Fair. Unfortunately, El Paso County’s most (in)famous state representative did not win this prestigious competition, reportedly on account of his chunk of manure disintegrating in mid-flight–but his mere participation was enough […]
Caption This Photo: Sen. Randy Baumgardner Is Scott Walker’s Trusty Sidekick
A photo of Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, backed up by Colorado’s own Randy “The Stache” Baumgardner at or near last weekend’s Western Conservative Summit here in Denver: Your mileage may vary, but The Stache likes what he sees.