Rep. Mike Coffman spoke last night at the Counterterrorism Education Learning Lab (CELL) in downtown Denver, a personal propaganda vehicle “training initiative” of wealthy Denver Republican funder Larry Mizel.
In the course of which this unfortunate photo of Coffman escaped into the wild:
This is why you 1. have podiums or 2. make sure all photos are from the waist up.
You’ve got to hand it to Coffman, though–since he probably couldn’t reach it otherwise!
Take it away, gentle readers…
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Mike Coffman: standing up for small businessmen.
I met the guy…..he isn't that short and I couldn't give a crap about that stuff.
Lighten up, Zap. And yes he is pretty damn short.
Regardless of how short he is or isn't I just don't get this. Since he doesn't appear to have a podium or anything else in front of him that he needs to see or be seen over, why does he need to be standing on a box in the first place?
I'll bet he brings that box with him wherever he goes. Short insecure public figures just do that.
Hey I'm foot nothing and I don't need no damn box. Except when behind a non-adjustable podium, of course.![wink wink](https://cdn.ckeditor.com/4.5.5/full-all/plugins/smiley/images/wink_smile.png)
Oops. That should be 5 foot nothing. I was sure I had a 5 in there.
Dynamite comes in small packages.
He kind of looks like he's rapping.
Yep, doing the Illuminati rap.
How about: "I'm glad I can reach the floor now."?
"In case of a
Muslimterrorist bomb threat, please leave the floor.""I hear Larry uses this box, so he can look down on someone."
"Mizel said jump, and I said …"
Whoever made this wax sculpture should've centered it better on the stand.
Don't these knuckleheads know that "cells" were cadre of communist supporters dedicated to violent revolution? I guess maybe it does fit. They certainly are dedicated to trashing the Constitution in the name of it.
The CELL's entire purpose is to make you afraid of Arabs like Larry Mizel is.
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Madame Tussaud's wax museum trots out their Mike Coffman model, confused for the real thing.
I was hoping my orange color and poofy hair make me look like Trump.