Caption This Photo: “Dr. Chaps” Flings BS (Literally)

This weekend, GOP Rep. Gordon “Dr. Chaps” Klingenschmitt participated in the El Paso County Republican Party Cowpie Throwing Contest at the El Paso County Fair. Unfortunately, El Paso County’s most (in)famous state representative did not win this prestigious competition, reportedly on account of his chunk of manure disintegrating in mid-flight–but his mere participation was enough to give the world a truly memorable image.

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Fling it, “Dr. Chaps.” Fling that cowpie to the sky.

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  1. bullshit!bullshit! says:

    You can just hear the falsetto squeal as he released the cowpie.

    "Uunnnnh!"

  2. SocialisticatProgressicat says:

    And Chaps put his hand to the ground, and took thence a pie, and slang it, and smote the transsexual bathroom demon in its forehead, that the pie splattered onto its face; and it fell upon its knees to the earth crying, “it stinketh!”

    O Lord, how great are thy works, and how brittle thy cowpies.

  3. The easy caption is "Dr. Chaps can't keep his shit together".

  4. skeptical citizen says:

    Rap Musicians please chime in here:

    Wacky Chappie flung the crappy, he flung it real badly.

    Creepy Chappie still looked happy, but his toss was not so snappy.

    Chappie, Chappie, Chappie, you're lookin' pretty tacky.

     

  5. ModeratusModeratus says:

    "I'm practicing to be a Democrat!"

  6. Diogenesdemar says:

    OutHouse scandal fallout reaches El Paso County. 

  7. FrankUnderwood says:

    Hard to tell which is the Springs pol and which is the cowpie

  8. Meiner49erMeiner49er says:

    Chaps for State Senate? That shit won't fly!

     

  9. Diogenesdemar says:

    Crappy Chappy Sloppy Poopy Chippy Tosser

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