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Caption This Photo: Today You’re Flying With Cory!

Courtesy the Airline Pilots Association, to whom Sen. Cory Gardner paid a visit yesterday during the ongoing congressional recess! The public in Colorado hasn’t seen hide nor hair of our junior Senator in quite some time, and as of now no public events are on the calendar–but as you can see, Sen. Gardner is having […]

Caption This Photo: Pat Neville’s Pork Puller

No additional commentary from us, gentle readers, House Minority Leader Patrick “Boy” Neville has got this: “For those hard to overreach places.” Take it away, folks!

Caption This, America

Caption it real good. It could be the defining image of 2018.

Caption This Photo: Walker Stapleton, Happy At Last

Walker Stapleton, the Republican nominee for governor of Colorado who lost this year’s election by over 10 points, was a candidate who never seemed quite comfortable in his own skin on the campaign trail. It was a running gag during the campaign among Democrats to share the worst possible photos of Stapleton, which was easy […]

Caption This Photo: Sen. Beth Humenik And The Hater

As photographed above from yesterday’s awards luncheon for the right-wing Colorado Civil Justice League, the lobby group set up to make it as difficult as possible for little people (that’s most of you) to exercise their legal rights. On the right is GOP Sen. Beth Martinez Humenik, the #1 target in the Colorado Senate for Democrats […]

Caption This Photo: Ahnold’s New Buddy Picture?

That’s former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger appearing today at the University of Denver with Colorado’s own Gov. John Hickenlooper to support Amendments Y and Z, the bipartisan redistricting/reapportionment initiatives expected to pass easily in November. There’s a “trusty sidekick” thing happening here that we just couldn’t let fall into the memory hole.

Caption This Photo: Women (Mostly Men) For Kavanaugh

A photo from the conservative bus tour trying to gin up popular support for embattled Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh is leaving laughs in its wake this afternoon as it makes the rounds: Because by a 7-6 majority, it’s a photo of dudes for Kavanaugh.

Caption This Photo: Book ‘Em, Grantham

Sometimes we get sent the strangest photos without context, and it’s necessary for us to figure out what the hell is going on. Yes, that’s GOP Senate President Kevin Grantham, and yes, it looks like a mug shot. In fact, it’s Grantham’s gag photo from a popular barbershop in Cañon City–perhaps the same place where […]

Caption This Photo: Mic Drop, Mike Coffman Style

Yesterday, a traveling tour called Tax Cuts Work, hosted by a group called the “Job Creators Network,” arrived in Centennial to present GOP Rep. Mike Coffman with an award for his help passing the controversial Trump tax cut legislation. Depending on who Coffman is speaking with, it’s an award he might not draw attention to: […]

Caption This Photo: The Harasser And Beth Humenik

We did a double-take over this photo Tweeted yesterday by the Colorado Senate Republicans: That’s Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke, who was in Colorado over the weekend visiting Rocky Mountain National Park. With him are a number of Colorado Republican state senators, Chris Holbert, Kevin Lundberg, Don Coram, Randy Baumgardner, Beth Martinez Humenik, Kent […]

Caption This Photo: Bedhead Frank McNulty!

Jeff Hunt of the conservative Christian Centennial Institute graces the Twitters with this memorable photo of former GOP Colorado Speaker of the House Frank McNulty–who remains active on the margins of Colorado politics despite costing Republicans their House majority in 2012: Get a comb through that mop, Frank! But we’re glad you’ve come to grips […]

Please Clap Vigorously While You Caption This Photo

Friday afternoon’s moment of unintended hilarity via the Colorado Republican Party’s Twitter account continues to make Colorado politics chuckle the Sunday after: Colorado Springs Republicans received ⁦@WalkerStapleton⁩ with vigorous sustained applause. The base is overflowing with energy and excitement. #copolitics pic.twitter.com/OasTW4Qr9o — The Colorado GOP (@cologop) July 13, 2018 The first thing we’re obliged to […]

Caption This Thousand-Word Photo

Here’s a photo anonymously forwarded to us from inside last weekend’s Western Conservative Summit at the Colorado Convention Center. Depicted is the booth set up by the Rocky Mountain Black Conservatives, but there seems to be a small problem: That is, a lack of “black conservatives.” But fortunately these nice white folks were there to, […]

Caption This Photo: Cory and the General of Siam

Sen. Cory Gardner is in Thailand this week, and here’s photographic proof: We hadn’t seen any announcement of a foreign junket by Sen. Gardner, but his duties on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee frequently send him to Asia–like last year, when he paid a visit to controversial Filipino strongman Rodrigo Duterte and caught flak for […]

Caption This Photo: Sen. Don Coram And The Devil Weed

Ten years ago, this was a photo to end a political career–especially a Republican’s. Today, it’s just Sen. Don Coram of Montrose in a marijuana bush. What a time to be alive.

Caption This Photo of Sen. Kevin Lundberg Tripping Out

The Colorado Senate GOP is celebrating passage of this year’s budget in an almost schizophrenic way: …but it’s taken quite some time to get to this point. Until 10:42 PM last night, we were debating over 80 amendments to the “Long Bill,” including over $600 million in new spending proposed by the Democrats. — Colorado […]

(Don’t) Caption This Photo: Polly Lawrence is Pro-Corn

From time to time on this site, we post interesting politically-themed photos and ask our readers to provide their own captions. And then we ran across this Tweet from Rep. Polly Lawrence, a Republican candidate for State Treasurer:   That’s about all we have to say about this. Enjoy your Friday, everyone.

Caption This Photo: Brauchler, Coffman, Testosterone, GO!

.@GeorgeBrauchler challenges Mike Coffman to do 63 push-ups at his 63rd birthday party. George did his best keep up.#COpolitics pic.twitter.com/iBZFAPMiq8 — Tyler Sandberg (@wtylersandberg) March 18, 2018 Way to pound ’em out there, brahs! But unfortunately the photo doesn’t tell us if these were, you know, real pushups. These from 2014 were not.

Caption This Photo: Walker Stapleton Goes Plinkin’

As posted to Twitter yesterday, Republican gubernatorial candidate Walker Stapleton taking some time off work “the campaign trail” to punch some smoky holes in some paper: Unfortunately for the GOP’s newly-minted presumptive favorite in the governor’s race, a close examination of Stapleton’s performance against said offending paper targets, who by the way never did a thing […]

Caption This Photo: Der Marschall und der Gefreite

From the floor of the Colorado House this morning ahead of Gov. John Hickenlooper’s State of the State address: Pictured together for posterity: the state’s most hard-line anti-immigrant gubernatorial candidate, Tom Tancredo, conferring with the state’s most hard-line anti-immigrant member of the state legislature, Rep. “Self-Hatin’” Dave Williams. Just imagine what these two would say to […]

Caption This Photo: Mansplainin’ Legislatin’ With Sen. Ray Scott

Hey you. Yeah, you. Sit down a second and let Senator @SCOTTFORCOLO tell you what he’s planning to make a legislative priority next session: https://t.co/no6AotNweL#copolitics #coleg #tcor #gop pic.twitter.com/WRNV903ogO — Colorado Senate GOP (@ColoSenGOP) December 5, 2017 Look y’all, Sen. Ray Scott is not one of those spineless politicians who wants to get your “feedback” […]

Caption This: Everything Is Horrible And Nothing Matters

Get it out of your system before Thanksgiving dinner, gentle readers: Because it’s not a discussion fit for the dinner table.

Caption This Photo: Tanc, Bannon, and Joe Neville

A potentially fateful image posted to Facebook by Joe Neville, one-time lobbyist for the hard-right political agitators at Rocky Mountain Gun Owners and sibling in the powerful and controversial Neville political dynasty of Jefferson County: Once-again Colorado gubernatorial candidate Tom Tancredo, evil genius supervillain Steve Bannon, and the Neville clan all conspiring under one roof! Oh to […]

Caption This Photo: Cory Gardner Shown To Scale!

A photo that appeared on the Twitters this week, from a middle school tour of the U.S. Capitol hosted by Colorado Sen. Cory Gardner–like putting a quarter (or a banana) into a photo to provide some objective measurement of size: Never realized Gardner was such a “small businessman,” did you? After all, it’s so rare to […]

Caption This Photo: Trump and Saudi King Plot Global Domination

If this photo doesn’t set off every conspiracy theory alarm bell in Alex Jones’ head, we don’t know what will! Taken blissfully out of context from President Donald Trump’s trip to Saudi Arabia this weekend, because as you know context is for wussies. UPDATE: Such big manly hands though.

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