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July 06, 2016 12:59 PM UTC
13 Comments
"Mikey, passive aggressive means licking the face while peeing down the coat. Kind of like what you did to immigrants and veterans. Like thissssss."
If there is one thing I agree with Mike on, it is our passionate love of dogs. When he was Treasurer his beloved Reggie had the run of the capitol and we shared many a moment.
I'm with you on this one. I don't see what's so "awkward" about it and I don't imagine he's a monster who can't honestly be fond of dogs. This one just doesn't strike me as particularly snarky caption worthy.
Agree
only thing genuine about him
Agreed. The pup looks a little stiff, but at an event like that one, there are lots of reasons for such a reaction.
"When you grow up, I'll sic you on reporters!"
"Smells like fear."
Puppy: Does he realize I'm black?
"When we get home I'll teach you how to do pushups!"
Now this one was snarky caption worthy!
Puppy: "So they trained you to say the same thing over and over and over, too?"
Mike "Koch Puppet" Coffman, is a puppy person, because he likes to kill kittens while drinking his morning coffee…
"Finally a visitor at Capitol Hill I don't have to hide in the basement to avoid!"