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Caption This “Dr. Chaps” Photobomb

From the conservative Leadership Program of the Rockies' annual retreat this weekend at the swanky Broadmoor Hotel in Colorado Springs. The lovely couple Rep. Clarice Navarro is posing with are innocent bystanders–at least that's what Rep. Gordon "Dr. Chaps" Klingenschmitt thinks! One can never be too cautious. After all, look at their potentially demonic glowing […]

Caption This Photo: Ken Buck’s Finger Is On The Button

As Tweeted yesterday by Rep. Ken Buck–a big, big deal! Check out my vote to fully repeal Obamacare. Is that what this was? Good thing, because our imagination was starting to wander.

Caption This Photo: Jared Polis, Meet “Rep. Chaps”

From the floor of the Colorado House yesterday: Congressman Jared Polis with Rep. Gordon "Dr. Chaps" Klingenschmitt. Klingenschmitt, as readers recall, said last summer that Polis wants to "join ISIS in beheading Christians." In a 9NEWS story on Klingenschmitt this week, Polis said he is praying for "Chaps" "to return to reality from his delusional state." What do you suppose […]

Caption This Photo (Your Friday Moment of Zen)

After the election we've just had, who doesn't feel a little like Gov. John Hickenlooper's outgoing chief of staff Roxanne White did at Hickenlooper's victory speech last week? FOX 31 explained the harmless joke behind the gesture, but nobody cares now. We've all got our own meaning to inject into this touching scene. Lay yours on […]

Caption This: It’s Walker Stapleton, Buddy!

UPDATE: Okay, now you're making us laugh. You too, "Dealin' Doug." —– From State Treasurer Walker Stapleton's latest ad. We couldn't help ourselves. Check out Your Choice Colorado for more on the statewide downballot races.

Caption This Photo: ¡Los Dos Payasos!

This weekend at an event in downtown Denver, what will surely go down as one of the most memorable images of the 2014 election season in Colorado was recorded for posterity and forwarded to us. The event was the Fiestas Patrias festival in Denver's Civic Center Park, celebrating Mexico's Independence Day. The candidate was GOP gubernatorial nominee Bob Beauprez. […]

Caption This Photo: Chris Christie and Both Ways Bob

As forwarded to us from today's Republican Governors Association fundraiser in Denver featuring Colorado GOP gubernatorial nominee Bob Beauprez. What might the East Coast's most famously vindictive governor and our own Both Ways Bob have said to one another today? Another lecture on Colorado's "quality of life?" Thoughts on managing traffic flow across major bridges in Democratic […]

Caption This Photo: Drop And Give Me Twenty, Mike Coffman!

An hilarious animated .GIF clip forwarded to us of Rep. Mike Coffman at Denver International Airport last Thursday: According to the source of this clip, Rep. Coffman was standing nonchalantly at his gate when the impulse grabbed him to drop and start doing…folks, would you actually call those pushups? There appears to be some debate on […]

Caption This Photo: Tancredo’s “Pheasant Outreach Program”

Apropos, the Pueblo Chieftain reports today: Former Rep. Tom Tancredo, one of the Republicans running for governor, is bringing Cuban-American singer Jon Secada to Memorial Hall on April 11 for a fundraising concert… Tancredo earned a national reputation while serving in Congress for opposing any legal residency for undocumented immigrants. In this year’s campaign, he’s […]

Caption This Photo: Cory Gardner and Paul Ryan Yuck It Up

Via Facebook ​For reasons we haven't yet determined, something about this phone, or perhaps the camouflage phone case, is really funny! Either way, given Rep. Paul Ryan's recent appearances in the headlines, we thought our readers might enjoy hypothesizing what's going on here. Was this the moment Rep. Cory Gardner got his own Koch brothers hotline? Which […]

Caption This Photo (Polis Polo Bow-Tie Edition)

Via Twitter, as seen on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives today. Please shield the eyes of impressionable, nerdy children: Reaction from the peanut gallery was swift and brutal: Oh no Jared Polis no pic.twitter.com/iINuciCOre — Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) February 25, 2014 Dennis Tang at GQ: Worst ever? Yeah, right, how bad […]

Caption This Photo (Brophy First Family Edition)

Just forwarded to us, this publicity shot of GOP gubernatorial candidate Greg Brophy and his lovely family. No, this is not a joke (as far as we know, anyway): Make that Sen. Brophy’s lovely, armed to the teeth family. Perhaps it will save money on security? Caption away…

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Caption This Photo, “Romney BS” Edition

One of hundreds from this perspective taken at yesterday’s Mitt Romney rally at Wings over the Rockies Air Museum and now spreading via social media–this one courtesy Josh Davies. They really should have thought this backdrop through in relation to a camera’s field of vision: Tragic, folks. Just tragic.

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Caption These Photos of DeSantis Erupting in Tortured Laughter

Taken this weekend of all-but-announced GOP presidential underdog Gov. Ron DeSantis on the de facto campaign trail in Iowa this weekend–we don’t know what the joke was, but apparently it was extremely, maybe painfully funny: What the heck just happened here? Is Gov. DeSantis okay? Is he laughing or recoiling in pain? It’s a fair […]

Caption These Photos: Republican Springtime Fashion

In Rep. Doug Lamborn’s case, it’s neither a spring thing nor gilets jaunes protestwear, just safety first touring the aerospace department at Purdue University last Friday: At least Lamborn didn’t make like Mike Pence and lay hands on the panel labeled “DO NOT TOUCH.” In fact, it looks like Lamborn kept his hands in his […]

So Many Captions For One Awkward Photo

Committed to the public domain by Rep. Lauren Boebert’s official Twitter account, from yesterday’s visit by Interior Secretary Deb Haaland (center) to Grand Junction accompanied by (from left) Sen. Michael Bennet, Rep. Joe Neguse, Gov. Jared Polis, and Sen. John Hickenlooper: There’s a lot going on here, and 90% of it doesn’t need to be […]

Distract Yourself: Caption Trump’s Coronavirus Chart

You know what to do, readers. May your chart be more reassuring than the President’s in these troubled times.

Throwback Thursday: Caption Cynthia and Cory’s Jubilance

It’s the scene Cynthia Coffman can’t stop talking about. But Cory Gardner was having one hell of a laugh too–even as the guy he had told to get out of the race just three weeks before got elected President. Only you can tell us what they’re really thinking!

Captionable: Jeb! Puts ‘Em To Sleep In New Hampshire

An image from this morning’s town hall with Jeb! Bush in Hampton, New Hampshire has gone viral, featuring Jeb! waxing passionate about some such or other subject while a woman in the audience struggles to stay awake: Here’s an animated .GIF of the somnolent scene in question for context–which we admit doesn’t make Jeb! look much more captivating: […]

Captionable: Marco Rubio’s Pass To The Next Generation

As recorded in Des Moines last night, bad but funny stuff just seems to happen to GOP presidential candidate Marco Rubio when the cameras roll: The pass, it should be said, was a fairly clean spiral from Rubio. It just missed the young boy’s hands and instead collided with his face. The kid, the Rubio campaign said, […]

Captionable: Randy Baumgardner’s Yard Sign

It's the first occasion we've had to lay eyes on one of minor Republican U.S. Senate candidate Randy Baumgardner's campaign signs. To be perfectly honest, we're a little surprised that Baumgardner could afford a yard sign, but there it is proving us wrong. This gives us one more chance to ponder Baumgardner's iconic mustache/cowboy hat silhouette logo, […]

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