So Many Captions For One Awkward Photo

Committed to the public domain by Rep. Lauren Boebert’s official Twitter account, from yesterday’s visit by Interior Secretary Deb Haaland (center) to Grand Junction accompanied by (from left) Sen. Michael Bennet, Rep. Joe Neguse, Gov. Jared Polis, and Sen. John Hickenlooper:

There’s a lot going on here, and 90% of it doesn’t need to be said.

Take care of the other 10%, gentle readers.

20 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. 2Jung2Die says:

    Not a caption, but Hick looks like he just realized where his pork slider lunch came from…

  2. DawnPatrol says:

    Bennet: “Jesus H. — this brain-dead two-legged hemorrhoid will just not shut up!”

    Neguse: “Damn — now we’ll have to disinfect the podium and the mic.”

    Haaland: “Oh hell no! I did not sign up for this pantload from this sawed-off fascist.”

    Polis: “Lord love a duck, what a dumbbell. Somebody please just gong me now.”

    Hickenlooper: “Holy fracking fluid — so much vapid, inane claptrap from one clueless urchin.”

    Pew-Pew: “Radikul soshulists…kritikul rayce theery…kneedul knotzees…votor frawd…blah blah blah…”

  3. DawnPatrol says:

    Pew-Pew McQbert: For all those fat, bearded, ignorant, angry, no-ass, gun-humpin’ old white guys who may hate their lives, but can still appreciate a side of spinner with their sliders.

  4. Diogenesdemar says:

    {“Remind me again why it is we don’t want to let these fuckers out here secede? . . .”}

    {“I postponed my colonoscopy for this? . . .”}

    {“I only make stupid commercials — she actually is one.”}

    {“Fucking Cory Gardner . . .”}

    {“Fucking Cory Gardner . . .”}

  5. Sparky says:

    "Six feet of distance is not far enough from this dingbat."

  6. Diogenesdemar says:

    After all the elected stomachs have been pumped or settled, what's going to need to happen for a functional and effective Bureau of Land Management, and the sake of politicos now involved, is for the headquarters to return to DC and a working "headquarters satellite field office" with a legitimate mission and purpose to remain in GJ.

    I'm fairly confident and hopeful that five out the six in this photograph clearly understands this.

    • JohnInDenver says:

      I'm not certain what the heck a "headquarters satellite field office" would do that the existing range of field offices can't …

      If such a thing WERE needed, it would make more sense to put it

       * at a Land Grant university or college (trained workforce, network for consultants and contractors, and symbolism),

       * near an airport with direct flights to the majority of locations with BLM offices, and

       * closer ties to state capitals, tribal headquarters, or other federal agencies responsible for land adjacent to BLM land.

      • Diogenesdemar says:

        I agree with you, and GJ is not an ideal location by any stretch, . . .

        (. . . nor, did I suggest it was)

        . . . but, it is the location where this now needs to happen.

  7. The realist says:

    They're all hearing nails on a chalkboard. Except Boebert. They're her nails. 

  8. kwtree says:

    Boebert: weeHAW. Lookit me owning the libz!

    Everyone else: If we start fact checking her lies, we’ll be here all day. 
    Damn you, Scott Tipton.

  9. MattC says:

    All but one: "I know she is speaking English. At least I think she is. But no one has any idea what she is talking about."

  10. MichaelBowman says:

    That is one awkward family photo 😳 

    Does she pack heat when she dresses up like that? 

  11. MichaelBowman says:

    Here’s the antipole:

  12. 2Jung2Die says:

    I might regret asking this. Does anyone know basically what the esteemed member of Congress from Colorado was saying when the folks in the picture behind her looked like they wanted to be teletransported to literally anywhere else in the universe?

  13. Golden Girl says:

    Calamity Jane aka Q-bert is a total misfit wherever she goes/stands.  Barf!

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