CO-04 (Special Election)
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(R) Greg Lopez
(R) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Joe Biden*
(R) Donald Trump
80%
20%↓
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
90%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
90%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
(R) Ron Hanks
40%
30%
20%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(R) Deborah Flora
(R) J. Sonnenberg
30%↑
15%↑
10%↓
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Dave Williams
(R) Jeff Crank
50%↓
50%↑
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
90%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) Brittany Pettersen
85%↑
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
(R) Janak Joshi
60%↑
35%↓
30%↑
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
July 24, 2021 02:04 PM UTC
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Not a caption, but Hick looks like he just realized where his pork slider lunch came from…
Hick is good with the Boebert's sliders. He washed them down with some fracking fluid.
Bennet: “Jesus H. — this brain-dead two-legged hemorrhoid will just not shut up!”
Neguse: “Damn — now we’ll have to disinfect the podium and the mic.”
Haaland: “Oh hell no! I did not sign up for this pantload from this sawed-off fascist.”
Polis: “Lord love a duck, what a dumbbell. Somebody please just gong me now.”
Hickenlooper: “Holy fracking fluid — so much vapid, inane claptrap from one clueless urchin.”
Pew-Pew: “Radikul soshulists…kritikul rayce theery…kneedul knotzees…votor frawd…blah blah blah…”
Pew-Pew McQbert: For all those fat, bearded, ignorant, angry, no-ass, gun-humpin’ old white guys who may hate their lives, but can still appreciate a side of spinner with their sliders.
"Six feet of distance is not far enough from this dingbat."
After all the elected stomachs have been pumped or settled, what's going to need to happen for a functional and effective Bureau of Land Management, and the sake of politicos now involved, is for the headquarters to return to DC and a working "headquarters satellite field office" with a legitimate mission and purpose to remain in GJ.
I'm fairly confident and hopeful that five out the six in this photograph clearly understands this.
I'm not certain what the heck a "headquarters satellite field office" would do that the existing range of field offices can't …
If such a thing WERE needed, it would make more sense to put it
* at a Land Grant university or college (trained workforce, network for consultants and contractors, and symbolism),
* near an airport with direct flights to the majority of locations with BLM offices, and
* closer ties to state capitals, tribal headquarters, or other federal agencies responsible for land adjacent to BLM land.
I agree with you, and GJ is not an ideal location by any stretch, . . .
(. . . nor, did I suggest it was)
. . . but, it is the location where this now needs to happen.
They're all hearing nails on a chalkboard. Except Boebert. They're her nails.
Boebert: weeHAW. Lookit me owning the libz!
Everyone else: If we start fact checking her lies, we’ll be here all day.
Damn you, Scott Tipton.
All but one: "I know she is speaking English. At least I think she is. But no one has any idea what she is talking about."
That is one awkward family photo 😳
Does she pack heat when she dresses up like that?
That dress looks kinda snug from the waist down, but I bet she could have a thigh holster turned inward under there.
Here’s the antipole:
From this angle, she totally blocks out Dipshit. Well done!
So much better.
I would like to thank everybody in that picture that I can see for their hard work.
This pic needs to be the metaphor for the non entity that is the wicked witch of Western Colorado.
I might regret asking this. Does anyone know basically what the esteemed member of Congress from Colorado was saying when the folks in the picture behind her looked like they wanted to be teletransported to literally anywhere else in the universe?
Calamity Jane aka Q-bert is a total misfit wherever she goes/stands. Barf!