Captionable: Marco Rubio’s Pass To The Next Generation

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As recorded in Des Moines last night, bad but funny stuff just seems to happen to GOP presidential candidate Marco Rubio when the cameras roll:

The pass, it should be said, was a fairly clean spiral from Rubio. It just missed the young boy’s hands and instead collided with his face.

The kid, the Rubio campaign said, was fine.

Afterward, Rubio and the youth shared a cool bottle of Poland Spring water! These two Rubio clips would make a great mashup: and depending on where Rubio goes in the GOP presidential primary, we might expect to see that in a campaign ad.

Not a friendly campaign ad, of course.

11 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. bullshit! says:

    "Sorry kid, that was the new Social Security means test."

  2. OrangeFree says:

    Politico and anyone who knows anything about Football seem to have a radically different definition of "fairly clean spiral." If you can't throw a ball, especially in this age of cameras everywhere, please, for the love of god, don't throw the ball.  

  3. itlduso says:

    "You are so not working for me, kid!", says Trump, Jr.

    Bushed! adds, “You’re obviously not working hard enough, punk! And, that exclamation point is trademarked!!”

  4. yameniye says:

    Kid, this is the newest Republican test for true Americans.  Only real, home grown, Americans can catch a football.  If we didn't have a Bible, the NFL rules book would be the true source of wisdom.

  5. Diogenesdemar says:

    Kid, here's a bottle of Animas – drink up! It'll make you just as  visionary as Hickenlooper!

  6. chillininco says:

    Posted without comment:

  7. HeavyG says:

    I believe the term they were looking for was actually "wounded duck"  

  8. Progressicat says:

    Senator Rubio commemorating Tim Tebow's return to the NFL.

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