From the conservative Leadership Program of the Rockies' annual retreat this weekend at the swanky Broadmoor Hotel in Colorado Springs. The lovely couple Rep. Clarice Navarro is posing with are innocent bystanders–at least that's what Rep. Gordon "Dr. Chaps" Klingenschmitt thinks! One can never be too cautious. After all, look at their potentially demonic glowing red eyes:
Perhaps we should exorcise all of them just to be safe.
Actually, Dr. Chaps reflecting white could be a real issue. Probably not a problem in partial profile, but could be an indication of leukocoria.
See a doctor, Chaps.
One of those rotary nose hair trimmers too.
Tempt not thy Chappy, Liberal heathens. Tools of Beelzebub, those . . .
. . . scraping nose hairs with a sharpened pottery shards — now that's OT approved !!
. . . or maybe, for someone as old-school orthodox as Chappy, nasal pe'ots??
In Biblical numerology, 18 is the number that stands for bondage. Fifty shades of Chaps?
Really? Because for Jews 18 is a lucky number because the letter chai, chai also the word meaning life, is the 18th letter of the Hebrew alphabet. When this old boomer was a kid, our old world grandparents and great aunts and uncles gave us 18 bucks or 36, double chai, for birthdays, Bar Mitzvahs and such.
Thought bubble: one handsome man, two attractive women. ..
I must save these poor souls from fornication and depravity . …I wonder if they’d let me play?
Nnnooooooo!!! Eeevilll. EEeevill!
Does anyone know that handsome couple…? perhaps they should be warned…..
Has anyone ever met or even seen evidence of Dr. Chap's wife?
Gollum has a wife?
She exists, lives with and is married to Chaps. I'm not going to put up any details about her.
Why does she not go out to public GOP events, or hang on Chaps' arm like every other right wing political wife? We will probably never know.
On his campaign website, Gordon for colorado.com, he mentions being married for “22 years to the same beautiful gal”, but there are no photos of Mrs. K on any of his sites.
It’s easy to see why she might choose to keep a low profile.
American Pschyo 2: Can Chappie exorcise Christian Bale's demons before he paints the Broadmoor red?