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March 23, 2017 03:42 PM UTC

Caption This Photo: Omigosh Cory Gardner!

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  • by: Colorado Pols

Proof of life from a reader’s random run-in with Senator Cory Gardner earlier this month at DIA:

Jump-scared.

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7 thoughts on “Caption This Photo: Omigosh Cory Gardner!

  1. "Oh, no — OH DEAR GOD, NO — are you…are you… a constituent?"

     

    "Somebody said I could have this."

     

    “How did you find me? This is my undisclosed location.”

     

    “I paid for these; I just seem to have misplaced the receipts. The clerk in the gift shop will vouch for me.”

     

    "No, this isn't a bag of unmarked bills from the Koch Brothers. Who told you that?"

     

    "It's for medicinal purposes only I swear! It's my double-detached slipped disc!"

     

    “Quick — look behind you! Isn’t that Mike Coffman getting away?”

     

    “ALEC? Don’t know the man.”

     

    “What, me try to kill ObamaCare? Why, I would never dream of doing such a thing! You must have me confused with someone else. Believe me.”

     

  2. I went to Congress to destroy the Affordable Care Act and all I came back with was this shitload of baggage that I'm going to have to carry around for the next four years.

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