February 18, 2014 07:50 AM UTC

Gessler v. Tancredo! Twitter debate TODAY at 11am

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• by: Peter Boils

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Monday, February 17th, 2014
CONTACT: Peter Boils, @PeterBoils via Twitter, or email peterboilsco@gmail.com

DENVER: Denver’s most dangerous radio personality, @PeterBoils, invites the public to join the two true leaders in the 2014 Colorado gubernatorial race–@FalsoTancredo & @NotScottGessler–in a virtual twitter debate Tuesday, February 18th at 11:00 AM MST. Tune in on the only stations that matter: #COpolitics and #NoShow. 

“Refuse to bow to the lamestream media,” said combative radio personality Peter Boils. “We’ll debate the real issues that really matter to real ‘Mericans, such as ‘why shouldn’t we shut down the government?’ ‘Who let all these immigrants in our state?’ ‘Who supports Personhood the mostest?’ And the most important question on the mind of every real American: ‘If we can’t impeach Obama, can we at least deport him?’”

“Greg Brophy says I’m not prepared to be governor, but the truth is, I was just waiting for the right moment,” said former Republican, then American Constitution Party, and now born-again Republican gubernatorial candidate @FalsoTancredo. “With Twitter, I can take the time to think about my answers and avoid self-inflicted wounds. Except they’re not self-inflicted, Democrats inflict them. Either way, this is going to be great!”

“After hearing that @FalsoTancredo has pulled out of real-life debates, I realized that hiding from the voters for as long as possible is actually a great idea,” said @NotScottGessler. “The most important thing in any campaign is to not let people see your true colors until it’s too late. Wait, did I just say that?”

“Tune in tomorrow,” says Boils, “and hear what every true conservative wants to hear from these two great leaders. Which is, naturally, whatever conservatives want to hear!”

Who: @PeterBoils, @FalsoTancredo, @NotScottGessler, with possible appearance by @BothWaysBob4CO
What: The REAL debate for Colorado
Where: The Twitters: #COpolitics & #NoShow
When: 11am MST
Why: For Liberty!