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(D) Joe Neguse
(D) Michael Bennet
50%
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Att. General
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(D) Jena Griswold
(D) Brian Mason
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(D) George Stern
(R) Sheri Davis
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State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
60%↑
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CO-01 (Denver)
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90%
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CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
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90%
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CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
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CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
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CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Yadira Caraveo
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40%↑
30%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
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State House Majority
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February 18, 2025 12:57 PM UTC
6 Comments
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Um, no thanks. I can't even look at a Mario Cart image of the Toad mushroom guy without remembering Stormy Daniels' description of the Trump Junk. And that isn't really an image I want bouncing around my head.
Pols, of course, repeats the Mario Cart imagery any chance they get. Thanks, Alva. Here's one for you:
I would be entertained if my Tuesday Open Thread comment about this article inspired this post.
I would be EVEN MORE entertained if we both came about this outrage independently.
How immensely damaged do you have to be, emotionally and psychologically, to enjoy or encourage this type of over-the-top adulation? We are all flawed, and every president or wannabe president has had a huge ego. But Trump is a truly mentally ill individual, and he flouts it. He is one weird dude.
Louis DeJoy, the postmaster general from Trump 1.0, is apparently not sufficiently loyal. He is stepping down to presumably let someone even more destructive take the post. DeJoy basically ran the post office into the ground.
Don't we get to live through it before we declare it the Golden Age, or is this like the Gulf of Mexico now?