July 26, 2011 02:00 AM UTC

Dave Balmer and Rep. Jesus Christ (R-Nazareth)

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• by: JeffcoBlue

(A tad presumptuous. – promoted by Colorado Pols)

https://coloradostatesman.com/c…

“It is not a district that any Republican could win,” said Balmer. “Ronald Reagan could not win the 6th CD under this Democrat map. Jesus Christ could not win the 6th CD under this Democrat map.” (JCB emphasis)

Makin’ a few assumptions about the political leanings of our Lord and Savior, aren’t you Davey? After all, didn’t Jesus heal the sick and feed the poor?

If there’s anything Republicans have taught me over the years, it’s that there’s more than one Jesus. There’s the Jesus I learned about in Sunday School who fed the poor, and today’s GOP Jesus who wants the poor to learn “personal responsibility.”

Also, I’m pretty sure my Jesus wouldn’t want to be elected to Tom Tancredo’s seat.