January 21, 2010 01:35 AM UTC

GOP to America: Follow Massachusetts

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• by: ClubTwitty

( – promoted by Middle of the Road)

I almost remember a time, back when we were at war with Eurasia East Asia Eurasia, when the Grand Old Party talked with disdain about the Commonwealth of Taxachusetts Massachusetts, suggesting that abiding by what that eastern establishment state–with its fancy colleges and educated elite–dictated was akin to surrender.

But no more!

Or so says Massachusetts Colorado U.S. Senate candidate Jane ‘The Other’ Norton, as you can see if you follow me after the fold.

Now it is time to take the spirit of Massachusetts and put it to work in Colorado.

…Just like the American revolution was sparked along the streets of Boston and the hills of Massachusetts, the voters of that state have sent a message.

…The voters of Massachusetts have taken up the banner left by their forefathers; Samuel Adams, Paul Revere and yes the Tea Party participants; and they have waived that banner.

Now let’s pick up that banner here in Colorado and carry it further.

A sockpuppet colleague of mine keeps getting Jane Norton fundraising emails.  

But she is not alone in pledging to return America to its roots as a Massachu-ocracy.  Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell admonished the entire U.S. Congress to follow the will of 52% of Massachusetts voters in an off year special election.