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(D) Phil Weiser
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Jena Griswold
(D) David Seligman
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(D) J. Danielson
(R) Sheri Davis
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(D) Brianna Titone
(D) Jeff Bridges
(R) Kevin Grantham
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CO-01 (Denver)
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(R) Somebody
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Trisha Calvarese
(D) Eileen Laubacher
90%
20%
20%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
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80%
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CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Shannon Bird
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30%
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11 Comments
Not just the spray tan. He looks stoned.
He looks like an escapee from some kind of freakishly bizarre RFK Jr. experimental medical treatments laboratory gone totally haywire!
He looks like an abandoned Elon Musk cyborg beta testing mishap!
He looks like the next slimy auditioner for some T**** administration sycophant position!
Both of those sound about right.
If he'd stayed in the House he may well be Spesker today. If he sticks around long enough he just might land a Cabinet position.
"If he'd stayed in the House he may well be Spesker today"
For what that is worth. If he somehow became speaker, he would last about a week before he was shown the door like his mentors, Paul Ryan and Kevin McCarthy.
I don't think MTG, Paul Gosar, Andy Bigg, or the other crackpots wold tolerate such a RINO.
Although had Garnder stayed in the House, we would be spared the current inhabitant of the CD-4 seat who got there when Ken Buck decided it was time to go. Boebert would have remained on the western slope and Adam Frisch would probably now hold that seat, reducing the GOP majority to 219-214.
Damn you're not kidding.
The spray tan is MAGA, but that's classic Ozempic face guys
My immediate reaction, as well!
Harris Faulkner still has that DEI jerb?
Cory Gardner, born August, 1974, so 50 years old. One of the few times I saw him in person, he looked to be about my height (5'10") and slightly slimmer than I was at the time, so 210-ish pounds.
The photo makes him look as slim as my VERY physically fit Dad when he retired in his early 60s — adjusting slightly for height, he'd be about 170-75.
I'd guess at fewer political meals at diners, fewer drinks with colleagues, and more time on exercise than dialing for retail-level campaign dollars.
Sure, Jan…