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August 24, 2023 11:17 AM UTC
9 Comments
Are you sure he didn't just release a particularly satisfying SBD behind the podium?
I didn't watch, but assume you mean something other than Squat, Bench press, and Deadlift..
Definitely not that. But I won't spell it out for the sake of our sensitive younger readers 😉
It's that bodily function which Rudy Giuliani performed during his appearance before that legislative committee in Michigan in December 2020.
I have to wonder if he is even human.
Does everyone remember that clip from him a couple of weeks ago at the Iowa State Fair chastising that little girl who was enjoying some kind of ice drink? He told her it was all sugar. He sounded worse than Mike Bloomberg who at least only wanted vendors to print the calories on soft drinks.
If he is preprogrammed, I think someone needs to rewrite the code.
"ACtivate verticle lip movement. Lip movement activated. Lip movement interrupted. Lip movement stall. Abort lip movement. Abort lip mov…………………………………………………………………………………end signal.
All the charisma and personality of a piece of freaking toast.
Or a cold toilet seat.