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January 20, 2011 11:27 PM UTC

Greatest. Headline. Ever.

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  • by: Colorado Pols

It’s not related to politics, but we are obligated to relay, from our friends at 9NEWS, what might be the most awesome news headline of all time. We wouldn’t have missed the chance either.

Accused wife-beater Joseph Moron’s alleged crimes are no laughing matter, of course. But if it’s any consolation, every time his name makes the papers it will feel a little like punishment.

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4 thoughts on “Greatest. Headline. Ever.

  1. Police Locate Missing Moron

    Or in Denver: Police Beat Moron to Bloody Pulp

    Or if he gets away: Police Outsmarted by Moron

    There are just so many fun places this could go.

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