January 24, 2024 12:08 PM UTC

Two Republican Stories So Crazy We Couldn't Possibly Make Them Weirder

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• by: Colorado Pols

This week on the Get More Smarter Podcast, there was so much news between the last time we recorded and today that we had to throw out a whole episode and start over!

First, the ClusterBuck in Colorado’s 4th Congressional District gets more cluster-er as Colorado House Minority Leader Mike Lynch cops to a DUI and one of his caucus members/leading opponents for the nomination (Rep. Richard Holtorf) admits to paying for an abortion for his college girlfriend during a speech he made opposing the recognition of Roe v. Wade. Our 8th favorite member of congress from Colorado — who is soon to be our first favorite former member of Congress from Colorado — lays low as she finishes unpacking after moving into what she hopes is her new district, but it won’t be, really. The economy is rolling, and Americans have finally noticed! And the “Fat Lady” is warming up, because Donald Trump will be the Republican nominee for President after Ron DeSanctimonius dropped out and Nikki Haley got her clock cleaned in New Hampshire.

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