March 18, 2026 03:18 PM UTC

Caption This Photo: Scott Bottoms And Other Spare Parts

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• by: Colorado Pols

Second-string Republican candidate for governor Rep. Scott “Rock” Bottoms took a few moments from his busy schedule making crazy stuff up about his colleagues in the Colorado legislature while running for governor to post this photo today of a plane we haven’t seen in well over a year:

For reasons we’re not entirely clear on, it appears that the Boeing 757 known as Trump Force One, which hasn’t been needed by President Donald Trump since he regained the use of the real Air Force One in January of 2025, is parked somewhere where they let Scott Bottoms on the tarmac–perhaps an eagle-eyed reader will recognize the hangars behind the plane. The aircraft looks to be in storage based on the covering of the cockpit windows, which makes sense since we haven’t heard of it being used for any purpose since Donald Trump, Jr. flew to Greenland just before his Dad retook office to pitch American control of the island–a trip that as readers know went swimmingly.

Anyway, we’re not sure what “historic time in America” Trump’s old plane parked in storage signifies, except that it costs even more to fly Trump places now. Especially at today’s fuel prices.

At over 30 years of age, Trump Force One could be headed for the scrapyard…where Bottoms will head after the Republican primary.