(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(D) Julie Gonzales
(R) Janak Joshi
80%
40%
20%
(D) Jena Griswold
(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Hetal Doshi
50%
40%↓
30%
(D) Jeff Bridges
(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
50%↑
40%↓
30%
(D) Diana DeGette*
(D) Wanda James
(D) Milat Kiros
80%
20%
10%↓
(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Alex Kelloff
(R) H. Scheppelman
60%↓
40%↓
30%↑
(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) E. Laubacher
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
30%↑
20%
(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Jessica Killin
55%↓
45%↑
(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Shannon Bird
(D) Manny Rutinel
45%↓
30%
30%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
Apologies gentle readers, the utter preposterousness of what you’re about to read has temporarily overloaded our comms channels:
We deserve the truth about the Epstein Files.
I'm ready for a Special Counsel to handle this. @MattGaetz, how about it? https://t.co/cEco2orhWl
— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) July 15, 2025

We’re inclined to agree that a Special Counsel to sort out whatever is going on with the investigation into the life, crimes and death of former close Trump associate Jeffrey Epstein is necessary at this point, especially after what could be the most spectacular bungling of a criminal investigation by Trump’s top law enforcement lieutenants in American history. But to suggest that Matt Gaetz, with all of his attendant baggage on the subject of sex with underage women, would be an appropriate choice to be that Special Counsel bends reason past the breaking point.
Either Boebert is really this clueless, or more devious than we could have ever imagined. We’ll leave it to readers to decide.
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