May 03, 2023 04:03 PM UTC

Jesus And Heidi Ganahl Are Coming Back

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• by: Colorado Pols

In a sequence of events eerily similar to her extended “podcast tour” of the state that was in actuality a stealth launch of her historically ill-fated campaign for governor, 2022 19-point loser Heidi Ganahl is holding an event this weekend to discuss her future plans, just a month or so into her latest podcast excursion “Unleashed with Heidi Ganahl.”

“We are and can make a positive impact for our kids.” We want to correct it as badly as you, but then it wouldn’t be an authentic Ganahl-ism! It will be three years before Ganahl has the opportunity to run for another statewide office unless she makes the unlikely decision to run for CU Regent At-Large again in 2024, and after helping drag the Republican ticket down to its worst defeat since most of us were born in last November’s election, there are plenty of fellow Republicans who would like nothing more than for Ganahl to just go away already.

But in the off chance you’re still interested in relitigating the 2020 election and ferreting out the furries–we’d laugh if it wasn’t the shared goal of the Colorado Republican Party’s new leadership–it looks like Heidi Ganahl will be coming back to oblige. Along with state party chairman Dave “Let’s Go Brandon” Williams, it’s all the proof voters need that Colorado Republicans have learned absolutely nothing from last year’s shellacking.

Democrats, on the other hand, should roll out the red carpet.