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Governor
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(D) Joe Neguse
(D) Phil Weiser
(D) Jena Griswold
60%
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Att. General
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Alexis King
(D) Brian Mason
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Sec. of State
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(D) George Stern
(D) A. Gonzalez
(R) Sheri Davis
40%
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30%
State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
60%
30%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
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90%
2%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
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80%
40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
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90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
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80%
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CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Yadira Caraveo
(D) Joe Salazar
50%
40%
40%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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REPUBLICANS
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5%
August 22, 2012 03:09 AM UTC
4 Comments
It would be perfect if it had the dance break and a guy pointing at a vagina.
Women are brilliant. GOP men, apparently not so much.
“Pregnant Woman Relieved to Learn Her Rape Was Illegitimate”
http://www.theonion.com/articl…
and
“I Misspoke: What I Meant to Say Was I Am Dumb As Dog Shit and I Am a Terrible Person”
http://www.theonion.com/articl…
Though when you read them, you’ll see they have a little more, shall we say, edge than the usual Onion work.
What about all those laws women legislators want to pass to control man parts?
I love WRNR.
1 every seven minutes. (And I can’t even find a reliable number)
In Hands Off Crazy- they said vagina. A lot.
In the Bible there are several passages that make it clear that raping women can be a crime against the woman’s husband or father or male relatives. But I can’t find any where the justice for the victim is not marrying the rapist.