Republican Senate candidate Joe O’Dea was looking for a way to visually convey the fact that he is a regular Coloradan through and through. Joe O’Dea wants you to truly understand that he knows what you’re going through because he has been in your horse shoes.
So he posted this picture to his Facebook account:
Horse sushi with Joe O’Dea
Republican U.S. Senate candidate Joe O’Dea and his wife, Celeste, ride their horses to sushi restaurants.
And that’s really all we need to say about that.
Joe,
All sushi contains rice: "Sushi is a Japanese dish of prepared vinegared rice, …but the one key ingredient is "sushi rice", also referred to as shari, or sumeshi."
Nothing says 1% like…
Happy trails, to you!
Look at the bright side, CO GOP. Unlike Bob Beauprez’ photo faux pas 16 years ago, at least Joe O’Dea knows which end of the horse to stand before.
Joe, this is a big fail even if you ordered redneck sushi.
Is that kind made with roadkill?
Snipes
Real cowboys eat sashimi, Joe
You know what, I'm done, done, done
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the hor-
Shouldn't he be wearing a MAGA red hat?
Rice sushi?!? Is he appealing to Republican vegans?
WHERE’S THE BEEF?!?!?
Horse people are just crazy cat people with more money.
Horse people may be more like boat people … who have a hole in the water where they can throw their money. Except with horses, you can throw money in and have to clean up daily.