February 15, 2012 01:10 AM UTC

At Least He's Not Your State GOP Director/Lawyer/Parliamentarian

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• by: ProgressiveCowgirl

Some politicos apologize for indiscretions on Twitter.

Todd Kincannon, the South Carolina Republican Party’s former Executive Director (stepped down after two months), current Parliamentarian, and frequent General Counsel, makes Twitter-based indiscretion an art form. I’d call him the political Tucker Max, but even Tucker Max finally figured out he needed therapy.

This isn’t news; in fact, when Todd Kincannon did something marginally decent, that was news. Hell, he’s not even exactly beloved in his own party, and apparently has a history of totally weird meddling in party reorganization activities.

My Valentine to you, dear Polsters, is a selection of Kincannon’s finest, beginning with this:

(More below the fold — NSFW language!!!)

On appropriate things to call pioneering women in elected office:

On logical argumentation:

On GOP leadership (he said so himself!):

Dude hates Romney, but they have one point of view in common:

Lengthy rant (read bottom-up, for those who have successfully avoided Twitter so far in life!) about women, abortion, and birth control:

His best Cartman impression:

On his own intelligence:

Responding to criticism on Twitter:

But don’t worry… he’s not disqualified from holding public office.

Happy Valentine’s Day, Pols!