CO-04 (Special Election) See Full Big Line

(R) Greg Lopez

(R) Trisha Calvarese

90%

10%

President (To Win Colorado) See Full Big Line

(D) Joe Biden*

(R) Donald Trump

80%

20%↓

CO-01 (Denver) See Full Big Line

(D) Diana DeGette*

90%

CO-02 (Boulder-ish) See Full Big Line

(D) Joe Neguse*

90%

CO-03 (West & Southern CO) See Full Big Line

(D) Adam Frisch

(R) Jeff Hurd

(R) Ron Hanks

40%

30%

20%↑

CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado) See Full Big Line

(R) Lauren Boebert

(R) Deborah Flora

(R) J. Sonnenberg

50%↑

15%

10%↓

CO-05 (Colorado Springs) See Full Big Line

(R) Jeff Crank

(R) Dave Williams

60%↑

40%↓

CO-06 (Aurora) See Full Big Line

(D) Jason Crow*

90%

CO-07 (Jefferson County) See Full Big Line

(D) Brittany Pettersen

85%↑

 

CO-08 (Northern Colo.) See Full Big Line

(D) Yadira Caraveo

(R) Gabe Evans

(R) Janak Joshi

60%↑

40%↑

20%↓

State Senate Majority See Full Big Line

DEMOCRATS

REPUBLICANS

80%

20%

State House Majority See Full Big Line

DEMOCRATS

REPUBLICANS

95%

5%

Generic selectors
Exact matches only
Search in title
Search in content
Post Type Selectors
July 30, 2010 07:43 PM UTC

Guns Are For Killing People, And Grass is for Selling...Or Something

  • 13 Comments
  • by: Colorado Pols

In a year filled with bizarre candidates and strange statements, Tennessee Republican Basil Marceaux has moved to frontrunner status for “craziest politician.”

Comments

13 thoughts on “Guns Are For Killing People, And Grass is for Selling…Or Something

  1. after seeing it over at SLOG, but someone mentioned that it had been on either Stewart or Colbert, so I figured it would eventually show up anyway.

    Anyway, if I were in Tennessee I’d be tempted to register as a ‘pub and vote for this guy. He seems to be their perfect representative.

    1. and he writes one hell of an advice column (n/t The Onion)

      Dear Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child,

      Because of a job promotion, my husband and I recently moved from Boston to Louisville, where I don’t know a soul. I don’t want to stand in the way of my husband’s career, but I miss my friends back home terribly. Any advice?

      -Lonely In Louisville

      Dear Lonely,

      Through the fenceposts on the hill I could see them hitting, across the pasture towards where the flag was. Me and Cornpoe was looking for to find some balls that had gotten lost so we could get a nickel, but I wasn’t looking too hard on account of it felt so nice to see the men there on that bright green field, and Cornpoe was just sniffing in a bush not saying nothing because she ain’t but an old hound. I sure did love that old dog, but that was before the truck come down the road and I yelled for Cornpoe to come back, but she didn’t hear and the noise from the motor was so loud it filled my head up with the roar and then it was too late, too late. And the crash, and the noise from the horn blowing, like it was saying Yah. Yah. Yaaaaaahhhh.

  2. His website is equally great and written exactly how he talks:

    “VOTE FOR ME AND IF I WIN I WILL IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE! (Except violating a citizen rights this would be a special punishment ) Making Tennessee the first state in the United States to actually listen to the U.S.and state Constitution ,and all cities charters”

    http://politics.freesitenow.co

  3. That was sad.

    Like interviewing a homeless schizophrenic person in the Psych ER who is trying deperately to find his missing pet goldfish.

    Doesn’t this guy have any friends or relatives (clearly he has no campaign advisors) to tap him on the shoulder and lead him back to his padded bedroom?

Leave a Comment

Recent Comments


Posts about

Donald Trump
SEE MORE

Posts about

Rep. Lauren Boebert
SEE MORE

Posts about

Rep. Yadira Caraveo
SEE MORE

Posts about

Colorado House
SEE MORE

Posts about

Colorado Senate
SEE MORE

91 readers online now

Newsletter

Subscribe to our monthly newsletter to stay in the loop with regular updates!