February 11, 2026 04:02 PM UTC

Joe Oltmann Sucks At Operational Security

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• by: Colorado Pols

When he’s not threatening to hang politicians right and left who offend his sensibilities, Republican gubernatorial candidate and leading nationwide election conspiracy theorist Joe Oltmann runs several legitimate businesses including his large gun stores in Colorado Springs and Castle Rock, for which he apparently maintains an office in Centennial. This is we assume how Oltmann pays his fines for contempt in his defamation cases and loans “MyPillow Guy” money.

And from Joe Oltmann’s Centennial offices, there’s quite a view:

So, we did enough checking to verify that Oltmann is looking at the U.S. Customs and Immigration Service’s Denver field office. What we can see in this photo is a row of black Chevy Suburban SUVs that look the part of government vehicles, and we assume from Oltmann’s reaction weren’t there previously. From there, though, Oltmann is speculating about their purpose. Are these brand-new SUVs really indicators of an imminent local Minnesota-style occupation, or just a place to stash some of the billions of dollars Congress threw at immigration enforcement?

Either way, local immigration rights activists appreciate the heads-up! Supplying operational intelligence to protesters may not have been what Oltmann intended, though, and Homeland Security might prefer he keep his mouth shut.

For good or ill, Oltmann can’t resist the chance to go viral.