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(D) Jerry DiTullio
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(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Yadira Caraveo
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February 05, 2025 10:23 AM UTC
17 Comments
No need to worry about this because the voting systems will be rigged to make him finish last, even behind Fiorino if this is the race he chooses to enter in 2026.
Joe Oltmann is a piece of shit.
Careful, you don't want to end up on Oltmann's hangin' list.
Back when Twitter was a thing I reached out to Oltmann and offered to bring rope so he could hang me. If he wanted to hang "traitors" as he defined them to "make America great" then I, as a proud American and Marine Corps veteran, will (again) offer my life to make America great.
My only stipulations were that he had to build the gallows in a public place and we had to broadcast my hanging live. I even offered to get Kyle Clark to cover it as a reporter.
Oltmann never took me up on it. Not surprised at all. He's a piece of shit.
Sorry, Joe. As a long time registered Republican, only one thing comes to mind when I hear your name. It's that song; "Gallows Pole, Hangman, Hangman, swinging from the gallows pole;" done by Jimmy Page and Robert Plant on their marvelous 1994 album (No Quarter (Unledded)).
Not the one from Zeppelin III?
Um, that song was traditional until those limeys stole it
Good point. Master thieves, those limey bastards!
@Marla… Traditional for who? If a song is in the public domain, then it's fair game for use. Lot of old English folk songs have been recorded in the modern music era. I also have the "Best of Acoustic Jethro Tull," which has a number of old English folk songs on it.
Hi Marla, welcome to Pols. I see you have encountered our resident know-it-all. CHB likes to think he knows more about everything than anybody, particularly when it comes to music.
You are correct about the folk origin of Gallows Pole, first recorded in 1939.
Search for ” the Maid Freed from the Gallows”. Interesting reading.
Maybe the Dukester should be less concerned about me and more so about himself. Elon Musk’s video gamer / tech bros now control federal payments. One of the wunder-kids hits the wrong button and there goes Duke’s financial records into the great beyond.
Your concern for my well-being, however insincere, is touching. However, my isolation and poverty make me a very poor target for Elons' stormtroopers. I have no financial accounts and own nothing. Not a fat target by any stretch.
Besides, I am not worried about it. Kevin Priola and a powerful band of moderate conservatives are about to appear and wrest the reins of power away from the Orange Horde. I have that on good authority.
Thank Gawd for all those hundreds of millions of Real® Conservatives out there, each a profile in Republican courage, who so selflessly have been putting principle above party all these many years! No telling where we’d be today without ’em?????
It's some MAGA kind of cute that Oltmann thinks Elmo is giving 70% of the plebes' taxes back to us.
In what world do we have MAGA/Trump/Musk and the acquiescent Republicans acting to "Remove for profit prison systems"?
“And what if we hold the public defenders (public pretenders) office responsible for the lives they have ruined by forcing pleas on innocent people.” As a defense attorney, I can guarantee that Oltmann would use a PD if he needed one. But good to know where I need to swing my one-iron.
And where’s the prosecution’s responsibility in plea bargains? Oltmann should run. Would be nice to watch him fail to comply with campaign finance requirements that claim persecution, while he polls at 2%
"Lastly, what if in all this we eliminated property tax on anyone who is over the age of 60."
A load of shitty rural towns will get shittier. More and more of their grandkids will see them once a year. Then slowly those towns would die Joe. You would be defunding police Joe! AND fire departments JOE. Road construction and repair, water and sewer departments, and other local services JOE! (I won't bring up schools or libraries I have a feeling Joe doesn’t think people over 60 have uses for those places)