Gov. Bently of Alabama has signed a bill with incredibly strict immigration laws. Easily the strictest in the country at this point.
Not only will profiling be mandatory, but it will also be illegal to provide transportation, or shelter to anyone in the country illegally. Yep, that’s right. Churches and charities will have to check your identification before offering help (isn’t that in the Bible?). Homeless and robbed? Go back to the street! If volunteers are being arrested for letting you sleep on a cot, or driving you to the doctor, they won’t have any volunteers for long. Get a job, rummy.
Possibly the worst part is the citizen check for students. All state run schools will be required to verify the immigration status of their students.
There are no exceptions, unless you don’t look like an immigrant. Please make a note, Canadian aliens, it’s “about”, not “aboot.” Keep that in mind and you’ll be fine.
Anyone darker than a paper bag should be on the lookout even while driving through Alabama. This includes anyone with too dark a tan on a summer vacation. If your 15 year old doesn’t have identification, you could find yourself in jail for transporting them.
But don’t worry because this law isn’t prejudice at all. It’s just preconceived judgment based on skin color.
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Seriously.
Every school has to check every student, right?
I’ll bet there are a lot of white folks that don’t have their “papers” in order. The long form is required, right? Anything less and it fails the equal protection clause.
I just hope that some white trash gets seriously bent before this gets thrown out in court.
hoping a kid gets kicked out of school for this. But exactly.
is more of their residents not in school.
…when whites have to “show their papers”?
In fact, they appear to be very good at it.
That Alabama is willing to not only pass those parts of AZ SB1070 that have been placed under temporary injunction, but have “improved” on them to make them even more facially unconstitutional.
Morans.