Everything Old and Dumb is New Again (And Still Dumb)

Hey, Wyoming, you’ve got a thing hanging from the bottom of your border.

As we learned last month during the Republican National Convention, the GOP does not have a party platform in 2020. This is at least consistent with a Republican President who does not have a plan — for anything — and it seems to be inspiring Colorado Republicans to ignore plotting for the future in favor of embracing failures from the past.

Earlier this week, we learned that a group of Republican activists received approval from the Colorado Secretary of State’s office to begin collecting signatures for another attempt at recalling Gov. Jared Polis. Republicans tried to recall Polis and a bunch of other Democrats in 2019; the end result of all of this effort turned out to be four signatures in a Budweiser box.

But if recalls aren’t your thing, perhaps you could be enticed to join another secession movement.

Recent post from the “Weld County, WY” Facebook page.

There are apparently some folks in Weld County who are working on trying to figure out a way to get adopted by Wyoming. This is not going to happen, but there are 3,390 people who like the idea on Facebook enough to convince “organizers” to start the process of collecting signatures to petition the Weld County Commissioners to bail on Colorado. We can’t tell you why this group thinks the Weld County Commissioners have the authority or ability to move the county into Wyoming, but that seems to be the plan for now.

(Also, doesn’t Wyoming get a say in this transaction? Or do they just have to agree to whatever the Weld County Commissioners command?)

You might be asking WHY Weld County would want to secede from Colorado. That’s a tough question to answer, though there are several reasons listed on the Weld County, Wyoming (WCW) Facebook page:

♦ The (WCW) group links to this video — originally posted to YouTube by Colorado Pols — of the Independence Institute’s Dave Kopel saying that the passage of Senate Bill 181 would “destroy” Weld County by making it economically-unviable. Senate Bill 181 did in fact become law, and as far as we can tell, Weld County still exists. The oil and gas industry isn’t doing great in Weld County or anywhere else, but you can’t blame any Colorado legislation for that problem.

♦ Wyoming is “more conservative” and “elects more Republicans” than Colorado. This is undoubtedly true. Weld County is also not inhabited entirely by conservative Republicans, but, whatever.

♦ Wyoming has a lower cost of living than Colorado. This is also true. Unfortunately, the cost of living isn’t going to change just because you put “WY” after “Weld County.” You could change your address to “Weld County, Indonesia,” but your landlord isn’t suddenly going to lower the rent.

Back in 2013, 11 rural Colorado counties — representing about 2% of Colorado voters — actually voted on a question about seceding from Colorado and forming a new state. That proposal failed miserably, with less than 41,000 people voting “YES.” Perhaps Weld County residents will be more excited about the idea of joining Wyoming instead of creating a 51st state.

It’s not clear why secession is bubbling back to the surface now. Senator Cory Gardner seems to think that secession makes for a good talking point, but any actual attempt at seceding from Colorado is not politically-helpful for the Yuma Republican because it means that his supporters are doing something other than helping him get re-elected.

Recall Polis! Secede from Colorado! Re-elect Cory Gardner! 

In that order.

9 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. RepealAndReplace says:

    Polis:   “Don’t let the door hit you on the ass as you’re leaving.”

    will they take Ken Buck with them?

  2. Conserv. Head Banger says:

    If Weld County wants to leave Colorado, I say let them go.

    BUT, taxpayers in the remainder of the state will expect immediate reimbursement of our money that has been used to construct infrastructure in Weld County, including Northern Colorado University.

    I'm thinking an amount of $300,000,000 will suffice, payable as soon as Weld County joins Wyoming, or whatever else it decides to do.

    Weld County needs to remember TANSTAAFL!  (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch).

    • Mr. L. Prosser says:

      I don't care about the infrastructure money but the water rights stay in Colorado. UNC, I guess, will become SWU?

    • Duke Cox says:

      I think you should add a zero to that number.

      We will have to change all our maps. That's expensive…😉

      • DENependent says:

        Worse, we’d have to deal with dumb ass cross border problems right in the metro area since parts of Northglenn, Thornton, and Brighton are in Weld. That would easily be worth $3 billion over the next few decades.

        I will say this is marginally more sane than trying to become a state… Not by much though.

        Now if everything in Colorado east of 104°3’W wanted to join either Nebraska or Kansas… I’d be all for that. Which would include a slice of eastern Weld Co. How about it?

        Or here is a thought: if they love Wyoming that much, just move there. Much easier than trying to get the rest of us to agree to any border adjustments.

    • Voyageur says:

      I suspect Weld County taxpayers paid a lot of taxes in to the state, CHB, including those underwriting CU, CSU and Mines. Fair is fair.

      But Mr. Prosser is right. We keep the water rights.

  3. gertie97 says:

    Would Wyoming even take them?


    • DENependent says:

      Good point. Northglenn & Thornton might be too “liberal” and “urban” for Wyoming. Plus adding 50% to the population of the state is not something any politician in Wyoming would want. It would wreak their nice rural vibe.

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