August 19, 2020 03:53 PM UTC

Rick Scott's Pitch For Cory Gardner Is Terrifying

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• by: Colorado Pols

Sen. Rick Scott of Florida has always struck us as an unusual public figure to say the least, mostly because he looks and talks like a perfect combination of Batboy and Marshall Applewhite:

We’re not sure who exactly Scott is supposed to appeal to. Nonetheless he wins elections in Florida.

Rick Scott is standing with me this November. Join us in protecting the Republican Senate Majority today! https://t.co/nqI3AVcpI3 pic.twitter.com/rtuCZJts10

— Cory Gardner (@CoryGardner) August 19, 2020

This video of Rick Scott delivering a fundraising pitch for Sen. Cory Gardner of Colorado is hard to watch even by Scott’s ghoulish standards. Terrible quality video and audio is nonetheless dreadfully overproduced, complete with an upbeat music track playing much too loudly. Rick Scott should never be filmed with consumer-grade equipment, because let’s face it–he barely looks human on a good day. Watching this video, we keep wondering when the alien in the Rick Scott suit is going to, you know, pop out.

Here’s hoping Scott raises Gardner big money, because no swing voters will be coming on board from this.