Rick Scott’s Pitch For Cory Gardner Is Terrifying

Sen. Rick Scott of Florida has always struck us as an unusual public figure to say the least, mostly because he looks and talks like a perfect combination of Batboy and Marshall Applewhite:

We’re not sure who exactly Scott is supposed to appeal to. Nonetheless he wins elections in Florida.

This video of Rick Scott delivering a fundraising pitch for Sen. Cory Gardner of Colorado is hard to watch even by Scott’s ghoulish standards. Terrible quality video and audio is nonetheless dreadfully overproduced, complete with an upbeat music track playing much too loudly. Rick Scott should never be filmed with consumer-grade equipment, because let’s face it–he barely looks human on a good day. Watching this video, we keep wondering when the alien in the Rick Scott suit is going to, you know, pop out.

Here’s hoping Scott raises Gardner big money, because no swing voters will be coming on board from this.

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  1. Voyageur says:

    It would be more accurate to say that Rick Scott, through ruthless voter suppression, wins steals elections in Florida.

  2. JohnInDenver says:

    Long ago, someone pointed out the resemblance of Rick Scott and the character Skeletor from Masters of the Universe …  and I can't un-see it.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeletor#/media/File:Newskeletor.jpg

    or

    Make-up artist's Skeletor

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