September 23, 2012 10:36 PM UTC

Shawn Mitchell, Barack Obama, and the Mark of the Beast

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• by: Colorado Pols

As usual, GOP state Sen. Shawn Mitchell saves his best stuff for Facebook:

So, if you look closely, all of the people in this Barack Obama campaign web ad have various issue goals written in marker on their hands. “Cleaner Energy,” “Equal Pay,” “Gender Equality,” and so forth. Apparently the Obama campaign asked supporters to write messages on their hands and post photos of their hands over their hearts. Celebrities like Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Alba, all well-known Obama supporters, did so.

Sen. Mitchell’s overactive imagination immediately likening to:

Dialogue elevated thusly! God have mercy on Jessica Alba’s mortal soul.