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April 13, 2022 07:04 AM UTC
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I don't do that Twitter thingy, but I just saw a fb post with a tweet from Pew-Pew about prostitutes and the tobacco industry…
anyone have a clue?
#wordsalad
She’s complaining because he stuttered on the word prosecute which made it sound like prostitute.
It’s child like bulling behavior. If she was called out on it and admonished she would talk about how condescending liberals were or if it was a Republican with a backbone they would be a RINO.
She’s a bucktooth hayseed what did you want from her?
Maybe Lauren can tell us why her god, DJT, had porn stars on the brain, like Stormy Daniels for starters..
I'm surprised Republicans haven't put you in prison for your mental health TDS condition.
She's such a gun lover I'd love to see how she would deal with a well read interviewer who asked her about the Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act.
My belief is teeth and tits would become less attractive to the gun lovers if they saw she has no idea what she's talking about on the topic they know.
I would chronically call the CDHPE on her restaurant citing endangerment and public safety.
TDS = Trump's Deranged Supporters
In the event #BangBang has forgotten the actual words of her Lord and Savior:
Long since moved on. This isn't conflicting for conservatives or evangelicals. Heterosexual marriage isnt about love. It's about procreation. You are breeding stock. After that your non reproductive relationship is meant to take care of the future breeding stock. Trump had multiple children with multiple women thus proving their theory.
One of my favorite MAGA family values disciples, the “Trump Boner Garage”
Bang Bang kindred spirits. Such a classy bunch.
How could I have missed that?! You're performing an important public service, Michael.
Ew. TFG can have her. Bet she does meth.
It sounds like desperation to me. Their urge to slime the president overcomes every other thought.
It's more that they want to fleece the flock. Throwing out red meat and mouthing off raises money from the faithful.
Take a look at future former Republican Ken Buck. One of the reasons he has a primary is he spent too much time being effective and not enough screaming crazy into the wind.
Think I'm full of it? Listen to Randy Camporns show from last Saturday with guest host interchangeable Republican loser. Caller voiced his hatred of Ken Buck: caller wasn't at the assembly.
Ken is dancing on the head of a straight pen. On one hand he stands up to the insurrectionists and supports Liz Cheney (I applaud) …. on the other hand he allows himself to be introduced at Assembly by Rep Andy Biggs, one of the planners of the Jan 6 insurrection:
I’ve had a similar experience with a Talibangelist Uber driver in Nashville a few years back who was convinced I needed “more Jesus” in my life. I assured him that just like Willie, “me and Jesus were just fine”.
Woman Found With Marijuana During Traffic Stop And Given Option By Deputy To Avoid Charge Told Ex-Mother In Law "I Guess I’m Fixing To Get Baptized”
As Robert Ingersoll said, "Baptism, with soap, is a good thing."
Hemp lignin super capacitors and solar panels that generate electricity at night. Who’d have thunk? Eisenhower said it best:
Solar panels that can generate electricity at night have been developed at Stanford
Andrew Heaton has qualified for 5th CD primary, joining Dave Williams, Rebecca Keltie and Doug Lamborn. Williams went full ape shit at the news, indicating he understands that Lamborn's foes inability to unite will probably lead to yet another victory for him.
Williams may be even worse than Boebert so this probably qualifies as good news.
Yeah, Lamborn hasn't threatened to shoot gay people (Williams has), so that's what good news looks like these days? Sheesh.
Crazy war idea for today.
Have Finland ask Russia to return the Salla area to Finland.
And give Petsamo back to Finland. It was Finland's only northern port.
This just in
Steven Seagal is still a moronic asshole
Steven Seagal Tells Putin's Allies 'We Stand Together' at Birthday Party (msn.com)
He's a Russian citizen, so therefore, should be sanctioned to shutting the hell up.
Or forced to take acting lessons
We here at the 51 former intelligence officials would never take the opportunity to pile on other thinker groups. But hey, you 17 Nobel laureate economist really blew this Biden economic plan.
Inflation at 8.5% and the CPI index at 11.2, We can only say WTF! You are giving group thinkers a bad name!
Lulz
Roger, what did you think of the GOP Assembly this last weekend?
The Biden Boom has kicked the economy into over-drive. The Russian attack on Ukraine has made oil prices skyrocket. Trump put tariffs on steel imports from Canada. Solutions?
For starters, let's cut all tarrifs from friendly countries.
Let's release oil from the strategic reserve, the US can cash in on the high oil prices.
We could raise interest rates to create a recession.
What is your solution?
According to that there dipshit, we were supposed to be in a shooting war with China over Taiwan months ago. With analytical acumen like that, we can reasonably suppose that his "solution" would involve putting some old, incontinent, morbidly obese Adderall junkie/serial rapist in the White House.
Background from places NOT impacted by Biden:
Astonishing just how much power Biden’s economic plan has.
Cleaning up voter registration rolls is not always a bad thing….
Mark Meadows was removed from the voter rolls in his home state of North Carolina. And he's being looked at for potential voter fraud. (politico.com)
SEEEE! Voter fraud is so prevalent they even stole Mark Meadows identity! Proof that Stanley Thorne had his registration switched?
Today’s update from CO Secretary of State office: the following have “sufficient” signatures and will appear on a primary ballot.
Candidate…………Party…Office – District
Neal Walia………DEM..US House – District 1
Andrew Heaton..REP US House – District 5
Don Coram …….REP..US House – District 3
JulieMarie A. Shepherd Macklin..REP..State Senate – District 27
Rick Taggart…….REP…State House – District 55
N Elizabeth “Lisa” Norris-Frizell…REP….State House – District 45
Anthony Hartsook…REP…State House – District 44
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Only 2 left on the list without a decision:
Brad Dempsey..REP….US House – District 7
Carl Andersen..REP….US House – District 7
Looking forward to hearing people’s take on Neal Walia —
STOP THE STEAL!
It looks like an activist judge in Denver has ordered a do-over for the HD 21 assembly where the GOP in El Paso County accidentally (?) nominated only a convicted felon and failed to nominate the incumbent state representative for the primary ballot.
Mary Bradfield, the incumbent, was only cut off from making the 30% by one delegate vote. And it turns out that one of the delegates was ineligible to vote yet voted for the felon, Karl Dent.