U.S. Senate
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(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
20%
Governor
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(D) Phil Weiser
(D) Joe Neguse
(D) Michael Bennet
50%
50%
50%
Att. General
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Jena Griswold
(D) Brian Mason
60%↑
30%↑
20%↓
Sec. of State
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(D) A. Gonzalez
(D) George Stern
(R) Sheri Davis
50%↑
40%
30%
State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
60%↑
30%
20%↓
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Yadira Caraveo
45%↓
40%↑
30%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
August 20, 2021 06:40 AM UTC
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Hey…my Tina is missing! Has anyone seen her?
She is hiding under a pillow at Lindell's place….
“Hey…my Tina is missing!”
Isn’t that what the Reverend Ted Haggard used to yell at his man whore, Mike Jones, during those late night massages?
As I’m sure those good folks who’ve been around Rifle for awhile now can tell you . . .
. . . some Peters are out there for everyone to see all the time, others are a bit harder to find.
♫ Have you seen her? / Tell me have you seen her? ♫
(Personally, I'd check under Bobo's bed, assuming one can see through all the empty beer cans, Del Taco wrappers, and crumpled subpoenas, House-imposed fine notices and traffic tickets.)
Given she’s hiding out somewhere with Mr. Pillow, MC has the best version of the song…
Today is World Mosquito Day
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Mosquito_Day
dio's choice:
A. same as it ever was
II. uh, duh
c. 1. sure, why not?
3. There are no white protestors.
Someone needs to explain to Miss Thing that she would be a juror, not a prosecutor, if there is to be an impeachment of her friend, Joe Biden.
Lindsey Graham Says Biden Should Be Impeached if He Leaves Americans, Allies in Afghanistan (msn.com)
And then there are these priceless gems from the guy who may be California's next governor….
California gubernatorial recall candidate Larry Elder claimed women 'know less than men' about politics and 'exaggerate the problem of sexism': report (msn.com)
Well, at least he isn't going to try to dress them in burkas.
And finally there is Dan Patrick whose purpose in life apparently is to make Greg Abbott look and sound not quite so bad….
Fact check: Texas lieutenant governor falsely implies Black people to blame for Covid surge (msn.com)