You've Just Lost an Election; What Are You Going to do Now?

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by: Colorado Pols

As The Colorado Sun reports via its Unaffiliated newsletter, Sen. Cory Gardner (R-Yuma) already has some post-election plans:

Ten days after the election Republican U.S. Sen. Cory Gardner is hosting a fundraiser at Disney World for his Project West PAC, according to his campaign. It’s an annual event.

It’s nice that Gardner can take his family on a Disney World vacation on somebody else’s dime, but this doesn’t seem like it has the makings of a particularly successful event.

In general, we’re not sure we’d want to go to Florida itself anytime soon with the way COVID-19 cases are spiking — let alone rubbing shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of people at a theme park to wait in line for “Splash COVID in Your Mouth Mountain.” And are there a lot of people who want to go to Disney World to write a check to a PAC controlled by a guy who lost a high-profile Senate race a week earlier?

If you just feel like lighting some money on fire, there are plenty of other bumbling organizations that will take your check.

9 thoughts on “You’ve Just Lost an Election; What Are You Going to do Now?”

RepealAndReplace says:

October 29, 2020 at 12:03 pm

With any luck, he'll take Moderatus and Power Pear with him to Disney World next week.

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1. MichaelBowman says:
  
  October 29, 2020 at 4:11 pm
  
  …and didn’t he tell us to his eight-year old son predicts we can all atop wearing masks on Nov 4?
  
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J Lane says:

October 29, 2020 at 12:04 pm

I dont care where he goes…as long as he goes. He can stay down there too…

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DawnPatrol says:

October 29, 2020 at 12:35 pm

It’s been apparent for years now that Coreless Gardner would not survive an attempt at reelection.

No, throughout Coreless’s disgusting, deplorable, humiliating sycophancy, boot-licking and brown-nosing of Dear Leader lo these many years, Con Man had a singular goal in mind:

A prime gop trough position, post-Senate.

His fawning, spineless, obsequious fellating of the Orange Oaf undoubtedly has earned him a heapin’ helpin’ of Wingnut Welfare. He’s set for life.

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1. MichaelBowman says:
  
  October 29, 2020 at 4:13 pm
  
  <Fluffy emerges from granny’s basement> “Did someone say Wingnut Welfare”???
  
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  1. unnamed says:
    
    October 29, 2020 at 5:08 pm
    
    Especially since his income could be cut in half after next Tuesday.
    
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Golden Girl says:

October 29, 2020 at 2:38 pm

I hope Mickey Mouse is wearing a mask.

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JohnInDenver says:

October 29, 2020 at 7:33 pm

Did you see that Disney World laid off 720 of 780 entertainment union members?

Actors' Equity Association, the union representing many of the performers, said Wednesday that about 780 of its members worked in the theme parks before the coronavirus pandemic, either full time, part time or seasonally. That number has now dropped to about 60 who are working or will return to work shortly, …

These reductions are another tragic reminder that until the virus is brought under control with a national strategy for masks, testing and contact tracing, everyone who works in the arts needs help like extended pandemic unemployment insurance and federal COBRA health insurance subsidies.”

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1. RepealAndReplace says:
  
  October 30, 2020 at 5:51 am
  
  So much winning………
  
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