Caption This Photo: Worst Test Drive Ever

Former infamously freak-right state Rep. Gordon “Dr. Chaps” Klingenschmitt may have missed out on a bid for El Paso County Commissioner in this year’s troubled Republican assemblies, but that hasn’t stopped him from living large–sort of, anyway:

Reportedly, Klingenschmitt’s online “ministry” of Youtube sermons and interviews was at least at one point a fairly lucrative gig–probably not $200,000 Porsche lucrative, though, and we suspect that since Klingenschmitt’s self-engineered removal from legislative office his star power has dimmed considerably. Better luck next primary, we guess.

Who do we sympathize with? That poor car salesman, fully aware that he is, as they say in the retail automotive business, “schlepping a lookie-loo.”


7 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. MichaelBowmanMichaelBowman says:

    (not White) Jesus weeps. 

  2. Genghis says:

    Poor ol' Gordon, struggling so hard to recapture a tiny shred of relevancy. As the song says:

    Come back if you want to
    And remember who you are
    'Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
    And everything must pass

    When the world doesn't want you
    It will never tell you why
    You can shut the door but you can't ignore
    The crawl of your decline

  3. davebarnesdavebarnes says:

    Losers test drive Porsches.
    Winners test drive

  4. Mr. L. Prosser says:

    Salesman, "OMG I forgot to check if he has pants on under those chaps."

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