Caption This Photo: Worst Test Drive Ever

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by: Colorado Pols

Former infamously freak-right state Rep. Gordon “Dr. Chaps” Klingenschmitt may have missed out on a bid for El Paso County Commissioner in this year’s troubled Republican assemblies, but that hasn’t stopped him from living large–sort of, anyway:

Reportedly, Klingenschmitt’s online “ministry” of Youtube sermons and interviews was at least at one point a fairly lucrative gig–probably not $200,000 Porsche lucrative, though, and we suspect that since Klingenschmitt’s self-engineered removal from legislative office his star power has dimmed considerably. Better luck next primary, we guess.

Who do we sympathize with? That poor car salesman, fully aware that he is, as they say in the retail automotive business, “schlepping a lookie-loo.”

7 thoughts on “Caption This Photo: Worst Test Drive Ever”

MichaelBowman says:

September 24, 2020 at 8:44 am

(not White) Jesus weeps.

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Genghis says:

September 24, 2020 at 8:49 am

Poor ol' Gordon, struggling so hard to recapture a tiny shred of relevancy. As the song says:

Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
'Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass

When the world doesn't want you
It will never tell you why
You can shut the door but you can't ignore
The crawl of your decline

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davebarnes says:

September 24, 2020 at 8:55 am

Losers test drive Porsches.
Winners test drive

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1. Voyageur says:
  
  September 24, 2020 at 9:44 am
  
  "Losers drive porches? "
  
  Winners drive gazebos!
  
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  1. MichaelBowman says:
    
    September 24, 2020 at 9:52 am
    
    I expected a seasoned F-250 diesel, V!
    
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  2. davebarnes says:
    
    September 24, 2020 at 9:54 am
    
    Nice snap
    
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Mr. L. Prosser says:

September 24, 2020 at 9:36 am

Salesman, "OMG I forgot to check if he has pants on under those chaps."

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