President (To Win Colorado) See Full Big Line

(D) Kamala Harris

(R) Donald Trump



CO-01 (Denver) See Full Big Line

(D) Diana DeGette*

(R) V. Archuleta



CO-02 (Boulder-ish) See Full Big Line

(D) Joe Neguse*

(R) Marshall Dawson



CO-03 (West & Southern CO) See Full Big Line

(D) Adam Frisch

(R) Jeff Hurd



CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado) See Full Big Line

(R) Lauren Boebert

(D) Trisha Calvarese



CO-05 (Colorado Springs) See Full Big Line

(R) Jeff Crank

(D) River Gassen



CO-06 (Aurora) See Full Big Line

(D) Jason Crow*

(R) John Fabbricatore



CO-07 (Jefferson County) See Full Big Line

(D) B. Pettersen

(R) Sergei Matveyuk



CO-08 (Northern Colo.) See Full Big Line

(D) Yadira Caraveo

(R) Gabe Evans



State Senate Majority See Full Big Line





State House Majority See Full Big Line





Generic selectors
Exact matches only
Search in title
Search in content
Post Type Selectors
September 18, 2020 12:10 PM UTC

Just How Unqualified Is Lauren Boebert, Really?

  • by: Colorado Pols
GOP CD-3 candidate Lauren Boebert, pork sliders.

The Grand Junction Sentinel’s Charles Ashby has up today one of the more thorough bio pieces we’ve seen so far on Lauren Boebert, the upstart QAnon-curious Republican nominee for red-leaning CD-3 who shook Republican politics in western Colorado hard by handily defeating longtime incumbent Rep. Scott Tipton in the June 30th Republican primary. Ashby tries to substantiate Boebert’s backstory as she tells it to voters, a Democratic “welfare state” child who learned later in life once she moved to the Western Slope to pull herself up by her own bootstraps and serve tainted pork sliders earn her own piece of the American Dream. But stuff doesn’t appear to always add up:

Lauren Boebert, the Republican candidate for the 3rd Congressional District, may not have grown up in the downtrodden Democratic household that she’s so often been claiming…

We’ve already commented on Boebert’s story about eating “government cheese” as a child as pretty substantially off her message, so to find out it’s probably fictional just makes it all the more inexplicable. A hardscrabble upbringing is not a political disadvantage, of course, but it’s always better to go with the real story instead of making stuff up–even if the real story is, you know, boring. In Boebert’s case, her mother was actually a Republican when she was a kid, though she appears to have switched parties after (and back again, reports Ashby). Boebert claims she grew up under “complete control that the government had over us,” and it’s relief to know that this was made up since we all live in the same America.

There’s a lot to unpack in this feature-length story, from Boebert’s various arrest and court records to her history operating the Shooters Grill and the “Smokehouse 1776” food service operation blamed for sickening dozens of rodeo patrons in 2017–make sure you click through and read everything. There is one part of Boebert’s bio that merits a little additional discussion:

She said she later got her GED, a high school equivalency degree, but never has said when…

According to two Pueblo retired military veterans who have formed a political action committee opposing Boebert’s candidacy, the congressional candidate didn’t actually get her GED degree until May of this year, [Pols emphasis] about a month before the June primaries and five months after entering the race.

That group,, says it’s been looking into Boebert’s background and is troubled by what it sees. The group was formed by Pueblo residents George Autobee and Stephen Varela, who describe themselves as combat veterans.

“Nothing about Lauren’s story is true,” Autobee said in an email. “She is not who she says she is. She has had multiple failed businesses, doesn’t pay her taxes, breaks the law frequently, and will do or say anything to get in the spotlight. She has told countless lies on the campaign trail, and we cannot afford this circus in Congress.”

This is where the conversation gets a little delicate, since no one wants to unfairly denigrate people who haven’t enjoyed a traditional path to adulthood. In Lauren Boebert’s case, she dropped out of high school to have a child. That’s hardly a unique experience, and not in itself disgraceful in any way. But if it’s true that Boebert only went back for her GED this past May, months after getting into the race for Congress, and has been deceptively vague about this, it is undeniably damaging to Boebert’s credibility. It’s not unheard of for people to be elected to Congress without a college degree–but when you lump this lack of educational achievement in with Boebert’s wacky political curiosities, shallow policy prescriptions, marginal legal history, and refusal to engage in unscripted debate, it adds up to a plainly unqualified candidate for Congress in any objective sense.

Most people, including most liberals, want to see leaders from all walks of life.

But minimum standards apply.


12 thoughts on “Just How Unqualified Is Lauren Boebert, Really?

  1. Thank you, Pols. I've been saying this for a while. Requiring that a candidate for Congress  has a minimum of a high school diploma and 2 year degree is not "elitist". I get that there are smart, uneducated people. Lauren Opal Roberts Boebert does not appear to be one of them. Her reliance on  conspiracy theories and sloganeering for policy and programs shows her ignorance and lack of preparation for the job.

    If she couldn't get into the military, or work as a substitute teacher or a cop*, she doesn't need to be trying to represent CD3 in Congress.

    * Aurora and Denver hire with just a GED or HS diploma. Most other CO police departments require an associates degree or 60 hrs college work. She also probably couldn't get hired as a police officer with her history of contempt for court and misdemeanor offenses.

    1. Lakewood requires a college degree to get hired as an officer. Ever wonder why Lakewood never has any of the cop shit that Denver and Aurora continually have (at least none that I've heard of)? 

      Lakewood also has an excellent training program for its officers.

    1. Lincoln exemplified the “intelligent but uneducated” public servant. That was also an era when very few people had much formal education. 

      Watch for Miss Lauren to claim that she, too, is self-educated, and spent many evenings by firelight, doing sums and writing on scrap lumber with a piece of charcoal. 

      Honestly, Dave Barnes, would you hire someone without any formal education in your business? If yes, how would they prove capability to do the work? 

    2. If he didn’t he didn’t say he did.

      Likewise he didn’t imply that it didn’t matter, but then go get one.

      He didn’t have medical insurance, social security or a car either. I think if he lived to see them, he would have approved.


  2. Wow, she has quite a history:  citation for her Pit Bulls attacking neighbor’s dogs, citation for rolling her truck in a ditch, drops out of high school after getting pregnant, arrested for not showing up for court dates, first house repossessed, lies about her upbringing.  She is smart to avoid debating Diane Mitsch Bush.

  3. FWIW … I went looking for, and came up with a 404 message.

    The new organization has a page up at — with a requst to



    and the message

    Contact us today at

    Paid for by Rural Colorado United

    Not Authorized by any Candidate or Candidate's Committee.

    But no specific information, links to Boebert coverage or documents, or even the names of those involved.  

  4. “Nothing about Trump Lauren’s story is true,” Autobee said in an email. “She is not who she says she is. She has had multiple failed businesses, doesn’t pay her taxes, breaks the law frequently, and will do or say anything to get in the spotlight. She has told countless lies on the campaign trail, … ”

    Sounds like CD3 is getting exactly the kind of  candidate (R) that they want. If only her father gave her a casino, she was a public serial philanderer, and she had a reality tv show or two, she could aim much higher. There’s time.

Leave a Comment

Recent Comments

Posts about

Donald Trump

Posts about

Rep. Lauren Boebert

Posts about

Rep. Yadira Caraveo

Posts about

Colorado House

Posts about

Colorado Senate

59 readers online now


Subscribe to our monthly newsletter to stay in the loop with regular updates!