Caption This Photo: When Corys Collide

Here’s the scene forwarded to us from a short while ago today at the Pueblo State Fair Parade–a parade which witnessed the first-ever joint appearance by Sen. Cory Gardner and “Cardboard Cory,” a two-dimensional doppelganger who has served as a stand-in for Democrats and liberal activists calling out Gardner’s years-long lack of authentic public appearances in his home state.

In the movie Back To The Future Part II, there was some concern that such a meeting could result in, to quote the eminent Dr. Emmett Brown:

The encounter could create a time paradox, the result of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that’s worst-case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our own galaxy.

We’re all still here, so fortunately Doc Brown was wrong.


12 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. unnamed says:

    Quoth Marty McFly from that same movie in response to Doc:

    Well, that's a relief.

    Now, can we go back in time and burn Biff's er I mean Trump's sports almanac so we can restore the timeline to a sane version of reality.

  2. Gilpin Guy says:

    "Where's a Trump extremist when you need him?"

  3. kwtreemamajama55 says:

    Cory to CBCory: "My, what a good looking Yuman. Are you registered to vote, sir?"

  4. MichaelBowmanMichaelBowman says:

    Hey Flycatcher.  Yeah. You in the silly red hat. $100 bucks says your tags read Made in China

  5. Mr. L. Prosser says:

    MAGAt: OMG! Cory ain't got no more a$$ than CBCory! 


  6. Genghis says:

    I gots no caption, but kudos to the photographer for catching the MAGA dumbass in full slack-jaw. 

  7. JohnInDenverJohnInDenver says:

    Got no caption, but I am a bit curious if either one of them had something to say.

  8. RepealAndReplace says:

    Isn't he busy writing his eulogy/employment application essay for the Koch Brother?

  9. doremi says:

    Caption:  Future Former Senator Gardner meets his better half.

  10. Conserv. Head Banger says:

    Must be more than one "Cardboard Cory" floating around. I saw a different one at the Summer Outdoor Retailer show in Denver in June.

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