Caption This Photo: When Corys Collide

Here’s the scene forwarded to us from a short while ago today at the Pueblo State Fair Parade–a parade which witnessed the first-ever joint appearance by Sen. Cory Gardner and “Cardboard Cory,” a two-dimensional doppelganger who has served as a stand-in for Democrats and liberal activists calling out Gardner’s years-long lack of authentic public appearances in his home state.

In the movie Back To The Future Part II, there was some concern that such a meeting could result in, to quote the eminent Dr. Emmett Brown:

The encounter could create a time paradox, the result of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that’s worst-case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our own galaxy.

We’re all still here, so fortunately Doc Brown was wrong.

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  1. unnamed says:

    Quoth Marty McFly from that same movie in response to Doc:

    Well, that's a relief.

    Now, can we go back in time and burn Biff's er I mean Trump's sports almanac so we can restore the timeline to a sane version of reality.

  2. Gilpin Guy says:

    "Where's a Trump extremist when you need him?"

  3. kwtreemamajama55 says:

    Cory to CBCory: "My, what a good looking Yuman. Are you registered to vote, sir?"

  4. MichaelBowmanMichaelBowman says:

    Hey Flycatcher.  Yeah. You in the silly red hat. $100 bucks says your tags read Made in China

  5. Mr. L. Prosser says:

    MAGAt: OMG! Cory ain't got no more a$$ than CBCory! 

     

  6. Genghis says:

    I gots no caption, but kudos to the photographer for catching the MAGA dumbass in full slack-jaw. 

  7. JohnInDenverJohnInDenver says:

    Got no caption, but I am a bit curious if either one of them had something to say.

  8. RepealAndReplace says:

    Isn't he busy writing his eulogy/employment application essay for the Koch Brother?

  9. doremi says:

    Caption:  Future Former Senator Gardner meets his better half.

  10. Conserv. Head Banger says:

    Must be more than one "Cardboard Cory" floating around. I saw a different one at the Summer Outdoor Retailer show in Denver in June.

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