(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(D) Julie Gonzales
(R) Janak Joshi
80%
40%
20%
(D) Jena Griswold
(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Hetal Doshi
50%
40%↓
30%
(D) Jeff Bridges
(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
50%↑
40%↓
30%
(D) Diana DeGette*
(D) Wanda James
(D) Milat Kiros
80%
20%
10%↓
(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Alex Kelloff
(R) H. Scheppelman
60%↓
40%↓
30%↑
(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) E. Laubacher
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
30%↑
20%
(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Jessica Killin
55%↓
45%↑
(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Shannon Bird
(D) Manny Rutinel
45%↓
30%
30%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
(Joe Coors falls victim to a self-inflicted meme – promoted by Colorado Pols)
Ever since I first saw Joe Coors’ “not a beer” ad, I’ve been trying to finish the sentence for him. Joe Coors is not a beer, that’s established.

Is he a Pabst Blue Ribbon? There are those who argue PBR is not beer either.

Maybe not a beer. Is he a yacht?
How about a pile of money?

Or a ball peen hammer?

Or a juicy pork chop?

Or a motor scooter?

Or L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology?

Take a look at my numerous theories for what Joe Coors is, if not a beer, at my new Tumblr blog, Joe Coors: Not a Beer. I doubt I’ve explored all the possibilities for what Joe Coors is, so please send me your suggestions, either on my Tumblr or comment right here!
With Photoshop’s help, we’re going to solve this mystery.
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