Self-Destruction, Doggie Style: Keyser Meltdown Recap

UPDATE: We’re not sure exactly what to call this, since Keyser’s campaign has already passed “bad” and “worse” and rounded the corner to “disaster,” but yet another shoe is dropping:

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Here’s a brief roundup of the absolutely disastrous national press coverage received by Republican U.S. Senate candidate Jon Keyser in the last 24 hours, after his first public appearance in days since revelations of extensive petition fraud that may have help qualify him for the ballot went…well, so far off the rails that it could go down as one of the greatest flameouts in contemporary American politics.

Jon Keyser.

Jon Keyser.

We’ll kick off with the Washington Post’s The Fix blog, which still includes Colorado as one of their most competitive Senate races this week–though just barely, and probably not for much longer:

9. Colorado (D): Are Republicans blowing their chance to take on Senate Democrats’ most vulnerable incumbent, Sen. Michael Bennet? We asked that question in April after one of their top candidates stumbled to get on the ballot for the June primary. Jon Keyser, a 34-year-old combat veteran, is now back on the ballot. But he immediately stumbled with this painful exchange Thursday at a GOP candidate forum, where he failed to answer or sufficiently deflect questions about a report that at least 10 signatures on his petition were forged. Keyser’s missteps and more is why Colorado, a classic swing state where Republicans managed to snag a Senate seat in 2014, isn’t higher on this list.

Safe to say, that’s not what Keyser needs Washington, D.C. reading today. And if you think that’s bad, check out Politico’s Morning Score:

ROCKY DAY — Keyser stumbles on signature forgery question in Colorado Senate race: Former GOP state Rep. Jon Keyser refused to answer questions about 10 signatures on his ballot petitions that were allegedly forged during a candidate forum Thursday afternoon. Keyser instead repeated “I’m on the ballot” six times during the exchange with the moderator. “And I’m going to beat Michael Bennet. And I can guarantee you this. The Democrats are doing everything that they can right now to try to derail me from being on the primary ballot. You know what? I’m not going to let them do it,” Keyser said.

— But things got really awkward afterwards, when Denver7 reporter Marshall Zelinger approached Keyser with further questions on the signatures. Keyser twice called him “Mitchell,” in between repeating, “The important thing is I’m on the ballot.” (Keyser also faux-cheerily asked Zelinger if he was “creeping around my house yesterday,” and whether he’d met his dog: “He’s a great dog. He’s bigger than you are. He’s huge.” Watch the exchange here: http://bit.ly/1s3LskV

Even the notoriously fickle Denver Post editorial board isn’t mincing words:

[F]raud…strikes at the heart of the petition process, whether the candidate is aware of the abuse or not. And yet Denver7’s Marshall Zelinger has confirmed at least 10 instances of forged signatures on Keyser’s petitions in a district where he collected only 20 more than the minimum. Worse for Keyser, the Denver7 report says “many more signatures appear to have the same handwriting style and characteristics” as the fraudulent 10.

If Zelinger’s report survives scrutiny — and especially if additional forgeries are identified — then Keyser may not belong on the ballot. In that case, even if his name must remain there, GOP voters should take note — especially if Keyser can do no better than he did Thursday to explain it, when he repeated robot-like the mantra, “I’m on the ballot.”

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Last night, Keyser attended a second U.S. Senate Senate candidate forum, after the forum earlier in the day in which Keyser’s not-so-thinly-veiled threats against Denver7 reporter Marshall Zelinger were caught on camera and subsequently went viral. 9NEWS reporter Jonathan Gonzales again cornered Keyser on the question of petition fraud–and while this time Keyser didn’t threaten the reporter with his Great Dane, he again did himself no favors:

 

 

We have to say we are genuinely surprised that Keyser had no better answer to these growing questions about petition fraud than the words “all that matters is I’m on the ballot.” It’s a little like being caught in a bank robbery and responding, “all that matters is I’ve got the money.”

Keyser’s incredibly bad response to these questions about his petition signatures, first by hiding for days from the allegations and then his disastrous on-camera performances yesterday, do much more than raise questions about Keyser’s fitness to serve as a U.S. Senator. Having had so much time to formulate a response to these allegations and failing so miserably to do so, one has to ask at this point if Keyser knows more about the petition fraud his campaign is accused of than he is letting on. It should have relatively straightforward for Keyser to put distance between himself and his campaign hires and subordinates by claiming ignorance. While not a great answer, it would still have been much better than repetitious non-answers that satisfy no one.

Or threatening a reporter on-camera with your giant dog.

After yesterday’s nigh-on unbelievable developments, we’re not completely sure what the next steps in this story even are–but it will likely involve the Denver and Jefferson County district attorneys who have been contacted about investigating the case. Behind the scenes, we expect Keyser is doing whatever he can to undo the damage with national GOP funders and strategists at the National Republican Senatorial Committee–who all watched this epic meltdown via D.C. and local media outlets.

But folks, we just don’t think there’s any coming back from this. Whether he ends his campaign now, or limps along Scott McInnis-style to defeat in next month’s primary, Keyser’s U.S. Senate race–and probably his political career as a whole–is over.

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15 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. Republican 36 says:

    Its time for the news media to contact the petition carrier involved in this case and to talk with Clear Creek Strategies to find out their side of this story and above all to see if someone will reveal if someone on Keyser's campaign is involved.

    According to the thread, someone has requested the Denver and Jefferson county DA's investigate this matter. I sure hope they are doing just that.

  2. FrankUnderwood says:

    If that dog ever gets out of Keyser's yard, he's gonna run and never look back. 

  3. Davie says:

    Good point implying that Keyser's actions might be a lawyer's dodge to technically never tell a lie that could come back and endanger not only his political career, but his license to practice law, too.

    I still want to know what SoS Williams is doing about his team's "line-by-line" petition review and how this fraud got past them so easily.

     

    • cpolind says:

      They don't give a damn about it. They feel the Judge made her decision, and that's that. That is straight from the SoS office's mouth, which by the way, can be reached at 1-303-894-2200.

  4. Pseudonymous says:

    Pols, I think you made an error.  I've never heard of this Marshall Zelinger fellow.  Now, I do know Mitch Zelinger.  That guy's a hoot.  Watch him every night with my dog.

  5. FrankUnderwood says:

    This is painful on so many levels. He's completely clueless as to how he looks. 

    I feel bad for the wife and for his kids who some day will realize what a fool and an embarrassment their dad was. And for the dog and the nanny, one of whom is probably trying to dig his way out of the yard and the other who will not want to list the Keysers as a reference on future job apps. And I even feel a little sorry for John Boy himself because he is so self-absorbed, egotistical and detached from reality that he doesn't see that this could even threaten his legal career.

    The one party for which I hold no pity is the Colorado GOP which was tasked with recruiting and vetting a credible candidate only to come up with this. They should have cleared the field for Neville. At least the base would have turned out and he could have gotten Timmy the same percentage of the vote that Bob Schaffer got in 2008 running against Udall.

  6. Diogenesdemar says:

    The good news for Keyser?  Absolutely no one has reported him saying anything stupid since lunchtime today . . . 

    . . . as Maureen Moderatus would say, "He's on the ballot. The comeback has begun!!!!"

  7. mamajama55 says:

    Excellent….the Keyser signature forgery is on Maddow right now.

  8. notaskinnycook says:

    Maddow took him apart! You know that hole he keeps digging? If I were he, I'd start shovelling the dirt back on top of myself and just stay there until November.  

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