President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Kamala Harris
(R) Donald Trump
80%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) V. Archuleta
98%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Marshall Dawson
95%
5%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
50%
50%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank
(D) River Gassen
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) John Fabbricatore
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen
(R) Sergei Matveyuk
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
70%↑
30%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
November 11, 2008 04:40 AM UTC
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“I can’t believe Bush is even dumber in person than he is on TV.”
“Am I going to look like that in eight years?!”
Cheney! I know you think you are the president, but would you please quit making the presidents lips move.
…when someone asks if he and ????? are brothers, the latter being black, of course.
but I wasn’t sure. Thanks.
One of a son-in-law’s best friends is just known as “The shrimp man.” He makes his living buying shrimp right off the boats of LA and then traveling the carnie circuit of festivals, selling them on the skewer or by the pound.
It’s nice that someone can do that. In fact, hard to believe. And he ain’t no dummy, just down to earth.
and I told him it’d be a lot cooler if he did.”
Obama: It’s paramount that this transition go as smoothly as possible.
Bush: You hired the movie studio to run your transition?
cf. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M… for you youngsters out there
Bush: It can’t be! He just popped in there.
“I wonder what it’s like to be responsible for all this.”
they’re just headlights, look away. It’ll be ok.
I heard the rumors, but until now, I didn’t really believe sunshine could pass between your ears.
I hope Joe Biden is a nicer boss than Dick Cheney.”
Obama: . . . which will ensure a smooth and orderly transition. I thank President Bush for his warm welcome and his great cooperation.
Bush: Tacos, yeah, I’d like some tacos. Crunchy ones. With those little packets of hot sauce. No sour cream. I hate that crap.
Will he just stop talking? Now my approval ratings drop with every word he utters.
Malia and Sasha: No, not this one.
Both from Blazing Saddles…
I think he said the President-elect is a near!
The other was when they lured the Klansmen out of line…