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November 04, 2008 03:10 AM UTC

Breaking News: Intruder at the White House

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  • by: DavidThi808

A MAN WAS SEEN LEAVING THE WHITEHOUSE ON FOOT AND HEADED FOR THE FENCE NEAR LAFAYETTE PARK. HE WAS APPREHENDED JUST BEFORE HE WENT OVER THE FENCE AND RETURNED TO THE WHITE HOUSE, WHERE THE SECRET SERVICE TOLD HIM “MR PRESIDENT YOU CAN’T LEAVE YET YOU HAVE OVER TWO MONTHS LEFT ON YOUR TERM.

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12 thoughts on “Breaking News: Intruder at the White House

    1. Plus it’s leaves an open thread about “Still President Bush.” I’m guessing he pretty much checks out for the next 2 months. We’ll have Paulson & Gates running the country – which is an improvement.

      1. There’s much more mischief to be accomplished.

        Yesterday he approved BLM plans for public lands in Utah.  Because of the process for getting similar actions approved, it is unlikely that what he approved yesterday can be undone in the next president’s term.

        Today, his DOE announced the award of a five-year M&O contract for the Yucca Mountain project.  Five years.  That’s nearly a year after the next president’s first term ends.

        Bush has lots left to give away, and nearly three months left to do it.

    2. So we moved it down by the open thread away from the serious stuff.

      But yes, we prefer all home page content to be reality based, or failing that not in all caps.

      Perhaps our readers will use this thread as an opportunity to sober him up, a la Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket.

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