In another edition of our ongoing series, “At Least They’re Not Your Legislator,” we take you to Wisconsin. A woman running for secretary of state has written a tell-all book in which she alleges to have had been romantically involved with several members of the Green Bay Packers football team, including Heisman Trophy Winner Paul Hornung.
Which brings up the question: What political office could you run for if you were dating a member of the Denver Broncos?
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Not Nornung! And I’m not even a GB fan.
Great story, though. Not all the nuts are in Colorado.
Nor Hung
or
Un Hung
Have you ever been to Green Bay? It’s not like there’s a lot to do there. I mean you have the casino by the airport, but that is about it. So what’s a girl to do on a Friday night?
you could say, “after seeing how uneducated (insert name) is i realize the need for our college to help football players”. also it would help you to have the name ID in a race where very, very few people care at all.
i saw this article on espn.com, and thought it was great to see politics appearing on the sports page!
particularly in arapahoe county
I thought you would have already weighed in on this one.
Discretion is the better part of valor…..unless you have really low name recognition, no campaign funds, and no other options but to kiss and tell!
…the hell I wanted to.
I’d have a big ass, mean looking man backing me up.
Have my big bruiser hit the precincts – scare up some votes.
I’d win for sure.
I suppose if you dated them when they were REALLY YOUNG, like 16, you could run for U.S. Congressman from somewhere in Florida.
Q: What is the Dem’s slogan in Florida this year?
A: Separate the men from the boys
A midterm election.
“What political office could you run for if you were dating a member of the Denver Broncos?”
In my case, Chairman of the Gay & Lesbian Fund of Colorado.
,dave
are you insinuating something about one or more of our Broncos? 🙂
for my Fantasy Politics League. I’ll trade Wisconsin a Both Ways Bob, a Mean Bestiality Rowland and rookie Lurch Penry for their Seasoned Sullivan.
Who is Paul Nornung and why should anyone care?
ever suspended for a season due to gamlbling.
Wildlife Commission.
a Bronco (or a Paul Hirnung, for that matter) be of any value in Colorado races?