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October 11, 2006 01:58 AM UTC

At Least She's Not Your Candidate

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  • by: Colorado Pols

In another edition of our ongoing series, “At Least They’re Not Your Legislator,” we take you to Wisconsin. A woman running for secretary of state has written a tell-all book in which she alleges to have had been romantically involved with several members of the Green Bay Packers football team, including Heisman Trophy Winner Paul Hornung.

Which brings up the question: What political office could you run for if you were dating a member of the Denver Broncos?

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18 thoughts on “At Least She’s Not Your Candidate

  1. Have you ever been to Green Bay? It’s not like there’s a lot to do there. I mean you have the casino by the airport, but that is about it. So what’s a girl to do on a Friday night?

  2. you could say, “after seeing how uneducated (insert name) is i realize the need for our college to help football players”. also it would help you to have the name ID in a race where very, very few people care at all.

    i saw this article on espn.com, and thought it was great to see politics appearing on the sports page!

    1. Discretion is the better part of valor…..unless you have really low name recognition, no campaign funds, and no other options but to kiss and tell!

  3. …the hell I wanted to.

    I’d have a big ass, mean looking man backing me up.

    Have my big bruiser hit the precincts – scare up some votes.
    I’d win for sure.

  4. for my Fantasy Politics League.  I’ll trade Wisconsin a Both Ways Bob, a Mean Bestiality Rowland and rookie Lurch Penry for their Seasoned Sullivan.

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