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(R) Greg Lopez
(R) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Joe Biden*
(R) Donald Trump
80%
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CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
90%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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90%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
(R) Ron Hanks
40%
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CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(R) Deborah Flora
(R) J. Sonnenberg
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15%↑
10%↓
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Dave Williams
(R) Jeff Crank
50%↓
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CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
90%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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85%↑
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
(R) Janak Joshi
60%↑
35%↓
30%↑
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
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State House Majority
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March 21, 2023 10:53 AM UTC
14 Comments
Is it my imagination or does Lamborn look a lot like the former Republican House Denny Hastert?
As for Rep. Amagost, he looks like one of the pod people in “Invasion of the Body Snatchers.”
We've come a long ways from the outrage over Obama's tan suit?
See, MAGAts can evolve!
The best part is how Armagost almost certainly has a real gun under that outfit.
America FUCK YEAH
Lamborn majorly showing the importance of vertical stripes for looking thin.
And the importance of making that loud beeep, beeep, beeeping sound when he's backing up.
Armagost: GUNS! I mean they are guns.
Jennings: The response we were looking for was 'what are guns?'. Please frame your response in the form of a question.
Armagost: guns?
Modeling here, from D-block’s “Proud Boys Spring 2023 Prison Escape” collection, . . .
.(. . . and somewhere out there probably countless dozens of homeless men are thanking god that suit is finally gone after so many years of having to see it in the shelter’s “take me” box.)
Armagost forgot to wear his matching hood.
Also, what’s with the T shirt under the suit? Does he have a bow tie stashed? Is he secretly imitating Governot Polis? Who wore it best?
https://www.kunc.org/politics/2014-02-27/evolution-of-jared-polis-scene-stealing-bow-tie
Doug's thinking: "What's that smell? Did I just shit in my pants again? The leakage was bad enough."
They are both paying homage to one of the country's greatest public servants of the last 50 years.
Somehow I doubt it.
OH NOW I GET IT! It's 2 pictures of Doug Lamborn but at first it really looked like one picture of 2 Dougs Lamborn in the same room.
As for Amagost's fashion tragedy, he looks like Col. Sanders' dirty underling. We'll call him Major Dumas (but nobody pronounces it "doo-mas"). If that suit doesn't have a AR-15 sling built into it, it's a mistake. Has anyone checked with GOP leadership of Amagost has the required amount of flair? I think he needs more pins. What a fucking doozy.
Doug Lamborn is finally wearing an outfit for a job he might actually be qualified for.
Amagost shows the Easter Bunny is real!