Boebert Completes Whackadoo GOP House Oversight Q-mittee

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R).

With Republicans in narrow control of the U.S. House of Representatives, it’s widely expected that the next two years will feature a variety of retaliatory investigations into President Joe Biden–looking to balance the scales after Donald Trump’s unprecedented scofflaw presidency generated two impeachments, and more recently Trump’s long-concealed income tax returns showing that you probably paid more taxes than Trump for at least part of Trump’s time in office. That’s before we even start talking about Javanka and the Saudis.

Although the reciprocal investigations set to be launched by the new GOP House majority are certain to take up a lot of time and oxygen, as Politico reports, the White House is breathing a major sigh of relief after House Speaker Kevin McCarthy stacked the House Oversight Committee with what can best be described as some of his most dysfunctional caucus members:

House Republicans’ installation of some of their most incendiary conservatives on the Oversight Committee is sparking an unexpected feeling inside the White House: unbridled glee.

The panel tasked with probing Biden policies and actions, as well as the president’s own family, will be stocked with some of the chamber’s biggest firebrands and die-hard Trumpists — including Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.), Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.) and Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) — ideal figureheads for a White House eager to deride the opposition party as unhinged.

No administration wants to feel the heat of congressional investigations, and Biden’s team is no different. But privately, the president’s aides sent texts to one another with digital high fives and likened their apparent luck to drawing an inside straight. One White House ally called it a “political gift.”

Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Paul Gosar both lost their committee postings in the previous Congress for their unhinged-trending-threatening rhetoric directed at colleagues. In Kevin McCarthy’s House, they get a starring role in what’s expected to be the focus of the new majority. As readers know the once-fast friendship between MTG and Colorado’s premiere far-right edgelady Rep. Lauren Boebert has soured to the point that we wouldn’t intentionally place them in the same room of any kind, let along a committee hearing room.

The theory in Biden’s favor here is that an Oversight Committee dominated by some of the least credible, most distractable extremists in the Republican caucus will be self-limited by its own incompetence and infighting. Although MTG has restored her good standing in the caucus with her loyalty to McCarthy in the clutch, she’s still the same discredited lunatic who gave the world the “Jewish Space Laser” conspiracy theory.

Just like Lauren Boebert said. Boebert, “very familiar” with QAnon and “Great Replacement” conspiracy theories of her own, has little room to criticize MTG in this regard–which of course doesn’t stop her. As for Paul Gosar? Our best suggestion is to not make eye contact.

If you’re wondering how this crew of proudly counterfactual misfits is possibly going to convince the American people that Biden is anywhere near as corrupt as Trump was, you’re not alone. But this is what the GOP-controlled U.S. House is going to spend the next two years leading off the news with.

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  1. Lauren Boebert is a Worthless POS says:

    That committee has an opportunity to get ahead of the curve. Instead of investigating the Jewish space laser, they can start looking into the giant orbiting, Jewish water tank and hose which is drenching California with torrential rains.

    Where they go one, they go all.

  2. bullshit! says:

    Making me miss Newt Gingrich…

  3. Chickenheed says:

    Anyone who gets put in front of this circus to answer questions should make sure to keep their cool and only answer the question asked. These folks have no interest in putting together solid investigations that affect future legislation. They just want to create headlines to make Biden and Democrats look bad. That's it.

    So when these committee members say they're going to ask you a question then spend 10 minutes spewing hateful, misinformed propaganda it's important to stay calm and respond with "I apologize. What was your question?" then, if they can manage to actually ask a question, answer with "I have no idea what you're talking about." while daydreaming of the nice string drinks you're gonna have after you leave the committee room.

  4. Conserv. Head Banger says:

    I don’t think that Boebert is smart enough to learn from her re-election. A roughly 550 vote margin out of over 326,000 votes cast does not equal any sort of mandate.

  5. ajb says:

    Ya know, this all strikes me as a very Trumpian way to govern. Put the lunatic posse on the Oversight Commitee and let the news media go apeshit over their unhinged tweets. Meanwhile, in the background McCarthy and company do the nasty work and give the key to the economy to the oligarchs and whatever else they can get away with.

    • Duke Cox says:

      I agree. The best thing that could happen is for Washington reporters to simply ignore them and bring back a focus on investigative reporting.

      The insurrection continues, now from within the Capitol.

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