Today, at long last, we are old enough to vote! Colorado Pols is 18 years old!
On this day in 2004, Colorado Pols was born into the world. Thank you for continuing to spend time with us here on the single greatest website on the Internet tubes that isn’t porn.
Not porn? Those pictures of Fluffy with his guns?
I beg to differ!
Well, not exclusively porn, at least.
I see you hired a classy waiter for the celebration. …
May you vote early and often!
Happy Festivus!!
I've got a lot of problems with you people!
But, no booze for you! Celebrate responsibly!
May the many words of vitriol and hilarity pouring through this site, continue to entertain and illuminate us.
Please please please Pols. Another post about Heidi or Cory for old times sake.
Many happy returns, and here's hoping Colo. Pols observes the occasion in the traditional manner (hookers, blow, etc.)!
May the spirit of Mithras, born of a virgin on Dec. 25, fill your hearts and may your hangovers be mild.
Great – my blog comments are old enough to drive.
Don't forget to register for Selective Service! 😉
Only males have to register. Pols is an it.
Pols is a corporation. And corporations are people!
Congrats