May 16, 2022 12:50 PM UTC

Who Wants To Tell Ron Hanks?

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• by: Colorado Pols

Here’s a clip we were forwarded of a recent appearance by GOP U.S. Senate candidate Ron Hanks along with Secretary of State candidate Tina “OITNB” Peters and multimedia fringestravaganza Sherronna Bishop, talking about a poll that says 80% of readers of some such blog think Hanks is going to win the June 28th GOP primary:

And yes, despite the fumbling between our name and that other Colorado politics blog, they’re talking about our online poll from last week! Flattering though it may be to us to know our friends on the right still read this blog, now we’ve got to disclaim clearly that this poll is totally unscientific, subject to anonymous abuse and whim and “script kiddies” and any number of other flaws we haven’t even bothered to research let alone stand behind for accuracy. Our unscientific web polls are solely for the purpose of provoking discussion, and every time that successfully happens we’re thrilled on general principles. Like this time.

So if Hanks doesn’t win the June 28th primary like 80% of our readers appear to believe, please don’t start the revolution.