BREAKING, BAD: Meet “Cool Dad” Gino Campana

A breaking story on the AP newswire this afternoon from reporter Nicholas Riccardi is shaking up the Colorado GOP U.S. Senate primary just as party county assemblies prepare to meet tomorrow. Gino Campana, the ultra-wealthy real estate developer and former Fort Collins city councilor competing in the assembly process to reach the June 28th primary ballot, faces a raft of new questions over an incident in 2013 where police were sent to Campana’s home on a noise complaint.

What they found was Campana hosting a rowdy high school graduation party for his daughter–rowdy enough, it seems, have been dangerously close to contributing to the delinquency of a whole bunch of area minors:

Campana eventually complied with police directives and was cited for unreasonable noise at the party, which saw dozens of teenagers spilling across an upscale neighborhood in the northern Colorado city of Fort Collins. The Campana campaign said the candidate does not recall arguing with police or being warned he might be obstructing their investigation. Police documents show he said the bartenders he hired were checking IDs to thwart underage drinking, but Campana was concerned some youths could still be too drunk to drive home if the party was broken up…

So the first and most obvious question is, why the hell would you have bartenders at a high school graduation party? We know why the kids would love it, but why as a parent would you do that? Campana says they were “checking IDs,” but the police report paints a rather different picture of the scene–and of Campana’s general lack of cooperation:

Barnes wrote that Campana approached him and his partner and introduced himself simply as Gino. After the officers explained why they were there, Barnes wrote, “Gino then said that he was Gino Campana, and that he was on the Fort Collins City Council.” Campana also “made the comment that he did not want to read about this in the newspaper tomorrow morning,” Barnes wrote. [Pols emphasis]

Isn’t it cool how public officials who find themselves in trouble with the cops always remember to mention that they’re public officials? It’s almost like Campana was hoping his position would get him off the hook with the cops–except that would be some pretty serious official misconduct, and we’d hate to think Campana was capable of such a thing.

What a shame that’s exactly how it looks.

Kids drinking booze that mysteriously appeared in their hands out of nowhere.

As for the minors staggering around the “upscale neighborhood” just by coincidence we’re to believe where Gino Campana had a bar set up for his daughter’s high school graduation party? It looks like he cared about their well-being at least a little, though in the end Campana arguably just was covering his own backside:.

The officers asked Campana to break up the party, but wrote that he refused. “He said he didn’t want all these ‘children’ — and he kept referring to them as children throughout our contact — just randomly getting into vehicles and driving away if they hadn’t been checked for alcohol,” the report states. “He then quickly added that no one had been served alcohol at his house, but that he couldn’t control whether people received alcohol or came to his house intoxicated already.” [Pols emphasis]

Got that? The kids who were definitely not drinking at Gino Campana’s daughter’s high school graduation party where Gino just happened to have a bar set up couldn’t be allowed to drive away until being “checked for alcohol”–after which if you aren’t clear how this works they would be arrested for teenage alcohol consumption, and then most likely questioned about where they got the alcohol. Campana couldn’t just let the kids drive away conscionably, and that’s at least something, but he needed an alibi in the form of the kids having already showed up drunk to the party–which is of course very difficult to believe. This incident looks to have been perilously close to a real nightmare for Gino Campana, complete with criminal charges that would have cancelled his political upward mobility then and there.

“Campana said you’re not giving me a ticket and began to turn and walk away,” Wagner wrote. “I told Campana that he was very close to being arrested for Obstruction and that he needed to cooperate.” [Pols emphasis]

Campana got his ID and sent someone to clean the trash in the street. Officers in his yard found a beer pong table where the “kids” were playing, but Campana said they were using water.

In the end, Campana was cited only for the noise violation. And we’re left to ask the question: had Campana not been a rich Fort Collins city councilor, would the  responding police have been this patient? Would the cops have taken Campana’s word that none of these kids were drinking at a high school graduation party where Campana supplied the booze if he were just an ordinary dad?

The Republican Party faithful at county assembly tomorrow are not going to approve.

12 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. 2Jung2Die says:

    Well, it's not exactly shaking down Zelenskyy for dirt on Sleepy Joe, but there's some fairly good gossip juice here!

  2. kwtree says:

    Republican hypocrisy is hardly news. Remember how hard they went after Rochelle Galindo, representing  Greeley’s District 50 at the time, for merely being present when an underage youth obtained alcohol.

    Galindo is a Latina lesbian, and a progressive Democrat who supported regulations limiting the oil and gas industry. So they attempted to recall her. 

    Campana is a straight white Republican millionaire, who apparently actively procured booze for minors in his own house. He has  probably a 50/50 chance of becoming the GOP Senate nominee, and a 20% chanceof becoming a US Senator, according to the Big Line. 
     

  3. Conserv. Head Banger says:

    (music)  "You gotta fight for the right to party"

    Beastie Boys, 1986

  4. Six words that should never come out of any elected official's mouth: "Do you know who I am?"

  5. MichaelBowman says:

    This is the Party that elected the guy that chilled with Epstein and bragged about walking into the Miss Universe dressing rooms.  Do you really think they’re going to hold Gino to some moral standard?!? 

    • Lauren Boebert is a Worthless POS says:

      BINGO, Michael! 

      The closest thing to a moral standard in the GOP today which I've been able to discern is what I call the Roy Moore Standard. Anything short of a grown man trolling for, and dating, teenage girls is acceptable behavior. And even Alabama, this standard came with 21,000 votes (out of 1.2 million) of being abrogated.

      But anything short of Roy Moore is acceptable including serving booze to kids.

  6. The realist says:

    So the GOP choice for US Senate candidate is between the "cool dad" and the "cool insurrectionist" Loren Hanks?! Pathetic.

    • JohnInDenver says:

      Well, Joe O'Dea actually turned in signatures on 3/14/2022 …. so, assuming he was able to pay competent people to gather and count, he seems likely to be a part of the primary ballot.  I've not read what any of the preliminary meetings had as results — was Eli Bremer totally out of the running for the primary?

      And for what it is worth, a terribly earnest Karen Breslin spoke to the Democratic Party of Denver assembly on Saturday and got over the threshold for delegates. 

      My platform, the People and Planet Agenda, is an effort to identify national legislative actions that could help bring about a more just and sustainable society.

      The ideas contained therein draw on  proposals developed by scholars, activists and policymakers with expertise in these areas. And I regard the platform as a draft, subject to the input of others who care about economic and racial justice and protection of the earth.

      Her website insists "Breslin’s Senate campaign is a natural next step in an academic and professional career that has immersed Breslin in some of the most pressing policy issues of our time: racial inequality, destruction of the natural world, and the failures of top-down, pro-growth approaches to economic prosperity."  After the speech and the vote results were announced, a couple of the long-timers in my state House district meeting wondered out loud (1) who? and (2) why would a dedicated person START with a US Senate campaign against a Democratic incumbent?

  7. DavidThi808 says:

    I do give him props for being concerned about drunk driving. But double negative props for enabling school kids to get drunk.

  8. kwtree says:

    Let Kids Drink!

    This could be the new Campana Campaign-a.

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